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Are you coming to play footy on the 29th?
Aye go on then.
SAFE T WINK
hopefully my shoe is still there.
got a ring to it I admit.
Big news: rapscalion-jones is IN
I reckon I can bring along 2 or 3 people possibly more!
but better to have too many than too few.
Rolling subs in the last game meant that the second half was actually decent.
rapscalion-jones is one of the worst footballers ever.
When Ireland win the Grand Slam
We're 100% going to lose to Scotland this weekend.
If we actually won it, I wouldn't know what to do. I'd probably break down in floods of tears
can you please describe your ideal way that would win the grand slam.
something about a last minute wonder try?
BOD shakes off a weak Henson tackle, sidesteps Byrne to touch down. He does his "NOW IT STARTS" routine.
Take the kick off. Play the phases down the field. Wallace makes a break and offloads to Ferris who drags 4 Welsh defenders with him into the 22. The forwards hit phase after phase, the fire of Munster burning in their eyes. Then from short distance BIG JOHN HAYES careens over the whitewash.
ROG steps up, but my GOD! He's missed the conversion!
The game tied at 22-22. The Irish players throw themselves at the Welsh line but make no headway. There's injured players all over the shop. BOD's legs have fallen off but he takes the ball and crawls up to the gain line. The clock turns red. Last play. Then, up steps Rob Kearney. The expectation of destiny shimmering over his shoulder. He nails a drop kick from the halfway line. The ball is in the air for eternity. It comes down through the posts, grazing the post on the way down.
There is a small pause.
Choas errupts, I cry and pour a pint of Guinnes over my ehad
"pour a pint of Guinness over my dad".
I think if Ireland win the Grandslam I shall pour a pint of Guinness over my dad.