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is this the best thing of the 21st century so far? I love it so much. Paul Merson's on at the moment, it's amazing tv.
"And I think we can go live to Boundary Park where Dean Windass' windowcleaners son is waiting to talk to John Aldridge."
and have to wait around for a reply in the snow/baking sun
"AAAHH! eboue needs to do so much better at this level! you cant afford to do that!"
"so Paul what do you reckon Wenger said to his players at half time to prepare them for the 2nd half?"
"erm...dunno.. probably summink in French."
"What's Sam Matterface, hey? Gotta no respect, hey?"