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the child (or 'student') in me wants to do something "hilarious".
What would YOU do?
I like your thinking.
fake orgasm noises, whilst shouting your flatmates name.
Or, read erotic jurassic park fanfiction through the door
"Although his mouth was by now being broken apart by the tip of the gigantic penis he was now fully surrounding, he just about managed a small smile before he split wetly in two with the sound of bedsheets being torn apart, and smacked onto the floor by the Rex's feet."
i used to jump up and down on my bed to piss off a flatmate. i only ever heard her have sex a couple of times but it was scarring enough.
DO IT. PLEASE
Has to be done.
"And also his prediction that if a really big tyrannosaurus rex ever burst out of its cage and wandered towards his car he would probably wind up pissing himself. He gently rubbed his hand against his wet crotch and sniffed his fingers. Thank the very gods of chaos he was a little bit freaky and was turned on by urine! He quietly began to rub his gums with the soiled fingers."
, "It'll never fit! You'll DAMAGE ME!! OH GOD!!! OH SWEET TAP DANCING BUDDHA!!". The Rex snorted, and then slammed Genarro against it's fully erect and scaly Tyrannosword
I'm stuck with dinoporn for the rest of the night.
i want to keep reading, but it's making me feel a bit ill
this stuff is goldust."The lumpy, sticky, smelly creme-coloured gunk"y goldust.
"Keep very still and try not to look rugged" Grant whispered to Malcolm as the behemoth approached, "It's vision is based on sexual attraction"
I just can't get away from them. Now picture a t-rex with lipstick on :D
play it back through the wall at 3am one night in a couple of weeks
turns out the guy i shagging a sex doll.
Set off the smoke alarm.
But the fire alarm seems like a better and safer option.
drop this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t0oALRL7uyY
While reading the Jurassic Park porn.
if you're having sex that loud. It's cos you want to be heard....
when I used to go out with my ex-girlfriend in edinburgh we somehow got into a weird sex war with her flatmate and her boyfriend Paul.
Paul was a nice enough guy, but a little bit of what is known as a ned in Scotland. Being both fairly competitive people me and Paul welcomed the competition as it also involved fucking which is also pretty fun as well.
It all went wrong one night around NYE 06 when all 4 of us got pretty drunk at some pub near the meadows, and I took things too far whilst punching the wall in unison with the headboard banging against the wall and also shouting 'can you hear that paul? can you?'
we agreed the next morning that things had become unhealthy.
Seriously I have no shame in admitting that there is so much fun to be had with those.
I'M A STUDENT!
I want to try this in many places!
we threw one in someone's room before. Turned out they were asleep and came running out bewildered thinking it was a fire alarm. Serves the lazy bugger right for kipping in the afternoon.
I thought you maybe meant an alarm to wake you up or something.
It's fun thinking up ways to destroy someone's evening of passion.
wank and cry
Or better still, her dad.
clap enthusiastically and cheer. Works best with a group of people.
and see if they stop to listen, then when they do BURST OUT LAIGHING
by the time i finished typing this thread they had finished. Tomorrow I will say to the boy in question "Hey there, RE: noises coming from your room last night: I have no problem with it"
then i'll nudge him and wink at him and maybe lick my lips
and give him a little pout
"are you ok?"
have a wank, hate yourself.