Jurassic Park Erotic Fan-Fiction
http://ijpeffwa.friendsofsmash.co.uk/
"Grant emerged from the broken fossil remnants and preceded to teabag the dead raptor next to him."
Incredible.
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oh god, those running dinosaurs are incredible
this is special
holy absolute mother of everything
http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?uid=2415961099&topic=9335
"He wiped himself off on the triceratops’s middle horn, kicked it in the face, and walked out slowly, leather trousers still around his ankles, tears streaming from his eyes"
that's fucking beautiful
"The drenched leathery hide of a waiting T-rex dinominge, begging for genetic input. "
gold
my eyes hru
*hurt
can't type
beautiful
The Rex started to thrust it's backwards pelvis up and down as Genarro slid even further down the length of it's love-tugger, various viscera and bodily fluids gushing from his mouth. By now he was unable to scream as his injuries were too severe, but as his consciousness began to ebb away for good he found himself realising with a shock that this was exactly the way he had always wanted to go, ever since visiting the New York Museum of Natural History as a child! Although his mouth was by now being broken apart by the tip of the gigantic penis he was now fully surrounding, he just about managed a small smile before he split wetly in two with the sound of bedsheets being torn apart, and smacked onto the floor by the Rex's feet.
1st horses
now dinosaurs.
WHY WASN'T I ENOUGH FOR YOU!? :'(
i ended up on that one as well
"Category: Tyrannophilia / Extreme Rectal Devastation"
You could put those last three words in any sentence
and I'd still explode with laughter.
"Finally, an announcement will be made in the next few days for an erotic dinosaur poetry competition! Watch this space!"
This is perfect. I can't think of anything *more* poetic than man-dino intercourse.
PS:
Tyrannosaurus-Sex
Parasauralophuck
Iguanadonjuan
read the opening sentence
http://ijpeffwa.friendsofsmash.co.uk/W25FT.html
:''''''D
it's like poetry
oh my christ
:X
oh. my. god
amazing
:D
wonderful. I'm enjoying the background music.
Gallimimus Clusterfuck
will be the name of my first-born child
please can the next dis redesign be like this
The circles behind the arrow amused me for a good 2 minutes
clever girl on girl :')
every story should end with this sentence
He wiped himself off on the triceratops’s middle horn, kicked it in the face, and walked out slowly, leather trousers still around his ankles, tears streaming from his eyes.
I agree
Can someone who isn't still at work (i.e. not me)
find that Pteradactyl Sex video from the LOLporn site?
Thnx.
Here we go:
http://lolporn.tumblr.com/post/26261101/pterodactyl-porn
This is the funniest thing ever
just a bookmark. though I doubt this will need it later.