"Grant emerged from the broken fossil remnants and preceded to teabag the dead raptor next to him."
that's fucking beautiful
The Rex started to thrust it's backwards pelvis up and down as Genarro slid even further down the length of it's love-tugger, various viscera and bodily fluids gushing from his mouth. By now he was unable to scream as his injuries were too severe, but as his consciousness began to ebb away for good he found himself realising with a shock that this was exactly the way he had always wanted to go, ever since visiting the New York Museum of Natural History as a child! Although his mouth was by now being broken apart by the tip of the gigantic penis he was now fully surrounding, he just about managed a small smile before he split wetly in two with the sound of bedsheets being torn apart, and smacked onto the floor by the Rex's feet.
WHY WASN'T I ENOUGH FOR YOU!? :'(
"Category: Tyrannophilia / Extreme Rectal Devastation"
and I'd still explode with laughter.
This is perfect. I can't think of anything *more* poetic than man-dino intercourse.
it's like poetry
wonderful. I'm enjoying the background music.
will be the name of my first-born child
clever girl on girl :')
He wiped himself off on the triceratops’s middle horn, kicked it in the face, and walked out slowly, leather trousers still around his ankles, tears streaming from his eyes.
find that Pteradactyl Sex video from the LOLporn site?
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