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what is that, a kitten or a rabbit?
There once was a man from Brighton
Who said to his girl, "You're a tight one"
She said, "Pardon my soul,
But you're in the wrong hole.
There's plenty of room in the right one."
There once was a man from Nantucket
Whose dick was so long he could suck it.
As he said with great glee,
As it hung past his knee,
"If my nose were a cunt I could fuck it"
I recommend heartily.
Singing puppets on Craig Ferguson
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CoigHN-USNY (God of Hell Fire)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GC7YOEZfqdY (Raindrops Keep Fallin)