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Is it wrong that I'm currently giggling like a small girl?
I'm too ashamed to talk about it.
given that the only time you ever see incontinence discussed, shown on films/TV etc. is slapstick hilarity.
But it's good of Ulrika Jonsson to actually talk about it given the levels of embarassment and awkwardness attached to it. Hopefully it'll do some small good in terms of wider understanding of how stigmatised people feel by it.
Predictably this thread'll descend into "hilarious" poo and wee jokes though...
He kneaded a poo.
Best joke ever.
...are you incontinent?
Do you really want me to start a thread entitled 'Have You Seen Paul Hawkins Take a Piss?', because I have nothing else doing right now...
I'm kind of torn here in the sense that on the one hand I don't want to propagate it as a taboo, be awkward talking about it but on the other hand I don't want to start a 200-reply freakshow about my basic body functions.
But yeah, I was born with various congenital defects that lead to incontinence. The major issue in my case is my bladder and bowels won't empty themselves and, if they don't empty, you obviously get leakage when you don't want it.
Nowadays I use a catheter to piss out of, thus draining the bladder and everyday do something roughly akin to a colonic irrigation that deals with the bowel aspect of things.
Between the two of them they pretty much sort things out. I still have the occasional accident but on the whole I manage it pretty well.
Ulrika will happily talk about poo and pee if it means she can appear on national telly.
Another treatment is a weighted cone which is held in the vagina to teach the pelvic floor muscles to contract.
It's probably got more to do with her sex addiction than anything else, dirty birdy.
horrible article. too much information.
i read the daily mail version.