You know, when there's news of a pet snake escaping, and everyone scared that it'll get into the sewer and com out the toilet, potentially when you're taking a dump/wee.
Has this ever actually happened? I'm intrigued.
*This thread was posted under no illusions re: the connotations of the word 'snake'. I therefore expect the following terms to appear:
One-eyed/Hooded Trouser Snake
Spitting Cobra of Love