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i think if i was a girl, i wouldn't be that much different, but i'd probably have glasses and probably be chubby.
i would have an inferiority complex and i would listen to grunge. I would probably be gay.
so i'd have been a tart :)
the only people called jade i have ever met are complete whores.
tall, lanky, gay, quite stylish, more reckless than i am. I'd have a fit boyfriend too.
and girls would hate me, but boys would like me 'cause I'd have good tits and be nice to boys and let them feel them. I'd also probably be in university, properly putting to use my cleverness. I'd also be more insecure about getting fat and would undoubtedly be trapped in an eating disorder. Would masturbate over Jesse Lacey and weep openly at Brand New shows (no change there really).
such a dreamboat.
that's the nicest darned thing you've ever said to me...
I've always liked you brusma.
and I wouldn't put out very easily
I hated the he/she always going on about his issue...and I hate how Marjorie always goes on about how hard it is for you yadda yadda yadda
she keeps bringing up the fact that she has a penis. Honestly.
I know this 'cause I've got tonnes from S3. In fact, last year I cut off one of them - the pendant bit had fallen off years ago, but I still wore the cord. It was getting too tight around my throat so I had to take it off. I hadn't taken it off in years and years and years. Great times :')
but boys wore them 'cause it was like non-gay jewellery. Just like eyeball rings - I had one of those too :D
My favourites were a yellow lightning bolt one and a silver scorpion one, they were sick. The lightning bolt was the one that broke off though :(
my favourite was one with a bears paw on, but i also had one with a massive eyeball, it used to freak people out.
those choker necklaces were so hideous!
i'd totally dress like jordan catalano.
i'd use my tits to get men to do stuff for me.
and I'd wear double denim
and I'd help other men back their vans up
and you turned out to be really flat chested
couldn't agree more.
hang on I sound like Galactic don't I?
I'd be about 1000% times better looking and probably wouldn't be very obsessed with zombies
They've metaphorically gotten my brain as I can't stop thinking and planning ahead...it will happen people.
HAHAHA You have no idea do you? You'll instead be hating the fact that boys don't talk to your face, you'll feel insecure they're not big enough or perky enough or that they sag or one looks bigger than the other. You'll hate that you can't fit in that cute top because your boobs squash funny (and therefore looks funny) you'll hate that your boyfriend thinks they are detached from you and squeezes them like two stress balls attached to your chest. You'll hate that every month they get so horribly sore and swollen that you can't lie on them when you sleep. Or that you have to keep watching they don't pop out when you're swimming thus causing great humiliation. You'll hate that you can't run unless they're strapped down because it hurts and that one day you're going to have to have milk squirt out of them to feed some kid at all hours of the night whilst your partner sleeps peacefully because he doesn't have the blinking things attached to him...
and then got distracted by your boobs.
Your boobs BLINK?
get a sex change already
I was too busy looking at your boobs
interesting question. i'd probably be into the similar things having been brought up a geek by my father so would possibly be EXACTLY like my sister. so yeah, i'd be a geek, smart, cool and stylish.
Also, I would probably get laid a lot more than I do now.
I'd be fat and have glasses and i would like model trains and have no friends.
Purely because the range of good girl clothes is about five times wider than good boy clothes.
Like most men on here i suspect that I might be quite sl**ty, and like many others have said i also might been gay. Ideally i would turn into a mad old witch living in a shack in the woods, this would be my ideal anyway
actually it might be a ditch rather than the woods
i probably wouldn't be as fit as I have been over my footballing days or as into metal but I don't think I'd be too different
I think I'd still be similar to how I am now, but would look different and would wear dresses and Belle & Sebastian t-shirts more.
this suprises me. mind, i reckon that's more a nightshift response.
even just for a day
I'd roll out of bed in the morning
and throw on what I wanted and go
Drink beer with the guys
and chase after girls
I'd kick it with who I wanted
and I'd never get confronted for it
cause they stick up for me
If I were a boy
I think I could understand
How it feels to love a girl
I swear I'd be a better man
I'd listen to her
Cause I know how it hurts
When you lose the one you wanted
Cause he's taking you for granted
And everything you had got destroyed
If I were a boy
I would turn off my phone
Tell everyone it's broken
so they'd think that I was sleeping alone
I’d put myself first
and make the rules as I go
Cause I know that she’ll be faithful,
waiting for me to come home, to come home.
If I were a boy...
I am a boy but that had to be done
That's about it.
who was bullied all the time.
i'd probably look exactly like my brother (like i do now) but i'd wear better clothes and GET ALL THE GURLZ. or something.
this is strange anyway cos someone told me that i've got a 'boy personality' today. i'm trapped in a girls body! oh noes!
wanna swap bodies?
LETS, THIS IS PHYSICALLY POSSIBLE
Also, I'd have been named Adam.
i'd be called Ajax.
i'd have the coolest hair, the coolest clothes and id fuck all the coolest girls.
i'd be rad.
That guy sounds annoying
he was the king of the street
i'd be an absolute whore
I think my personality's more stereotypically man-like. But I prefer being female. I'd like to be able to down pints unselfconsciously, obsess over football, not care about my appearance..it would be ace! But probably no better than now.
basically i probably would of looked like my younger sister. i think since she's been 14 she's never been single for more than 3 months so sex wise i would probably be alright.
i might actually care about my appearance and dress sense. i'd be a fucking ugly woman though. probably hairy too...
being like 'A girl who tries to act like a guy' so I'm not sure it would make a huge difference. On the plus side I'd probably get to indulge my sense of fashion far more (so spend even longer getting ready) and I'd probably be single far less. Awesome.
I'd be cute as fuck but not really know it, and that would make me more cute. I'd wear really nice clothes, have great hair and be really cool, but in a slightly geeky way. All the guys on DiS would want to sleep with me, but I wouldn't let them.