If you thought we'd had far too many Watchmen threads on here already recently, it's time to bury your computer and move out to a remote mountain range for the next fortnight because shit is about to hit the fan, mofo.

I'm going to see Watchmen tonight. Anyone else heard of it? Tomorrow I'm going to the pub to watch Coventry-Chelsea with my pa, might have a nice fry-up beforehand. On Sunday I will do nowt. Probably go and see Watchmen again, innit.

Jackelbiscuit is doing "stuff, cheers". How about you?