I just remembered a scenario from a dream I had last night. Me and a few mates were walking down the road when a mate cracked a joke about something, only for another mate to retort with this long, spellbinding comeback. Have you ever seen George Carlin's standup when he's describing something and he comes out with this rapid-fire list that encapsulates everything about the subject he's describing? Well it was like that, really impressive. So basically, I'm George Carlin. I can't remember what was said, unfortunately.
I wish my brain worked like that all the time.