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what would you be?
I'd be a Full Length Mirror as naked girls stand in front looking all hot n stuff
I'd get all the love.
bum for life you are!
cos i'm cool
Fridge is an appliance you muppet!
4 replies? Poptimusgrime? WHERRE!
flat, functional and really boring but essential.
Every time I switch it on, not only do I get a warm 60w glow, but I also get a radiant aroma of cod roe and scampi. Like piss almost but I'd surely know if someone had dashed on my side lamp due to a fatality or a severe cock singe. It's a mystery. A real one.
i'd be a memorial garden bench.