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When does this get boring?
That will get it out of your system.
Go for it.
I just drew a cock on my monitor/this thread.
All over the Guardian. I was 26 years old.
So simple. So effective. So childish. So Coffee House.
Whenever I press the button with a picture of a cock on it, the word 'cock' appears in various parts of the text in big red letters
that prints the word 'COCK' in a Word document, inserts a picture of one and then emails it to Richard Branson.
drawing cocks all over leaflets about cancer care and treatment and how to spot early signs of cancer. It was in December '08. Desecrating terminal illness ftw. Good times.
I haven't been able to log in for a while and now there's a thread about drawing cocks on stuff.
It should come as no surprise to those that know me, that I love drawing cocks on stuff. I'm gonna draw a cock on my cock.
Question: spunk or no spunk?
Three blotches, then a four-pointed blob to represent the finale.
same with pubes.
erupting all over tits/a face/a bum.
Paper! Snow! A ghost!
Tits! Face! A bum!
Anyway, her drawings came to life.
I used to love her. Well, her name anyway.
Her drawings came to life? Wow. Did they stalk her or something? I like the idea of being followed around be a load of three-pubed knobs with wavering jizz explosions. I could turn them into an army and take over Rutland.
Once bitten, twice shy.
Once cocked, always shy.
They wanted to do a blank billboard and encourage people to draw all over it, believing they'd get some incredible street art.
We recommended against it. The argument my boss gave was "It will be covered in cock and balls before you've even turned your back"
but these 'text cocks' don't do anything for me, giggle-wise.
i think it probably says something.
be careful of the khama backlash from doing this
One of my favourite bits of graffiti i've ever seen was a big drawing of a cock on a Standard Life insurance advert. The slogan was "I like Standard Life" but the artist had doctored it so it read "I like WANKING".
That said, my favourite recent doctored graffiti was on a poster for the new Notorious BIG film. The tagline 'No Dream Is Too BIG' had been changed to 'No Dream Is Too Fat and Dead'.
It was only missing a comedy cock to make it perfect.
On the way to ATP last year, I noticed there was a new sign outside the church at the end of my road. A large bright pink sign with the words "WHAT IS LOVE?" written on it. It should be obvious what went through my head.
What a joy it was to come home after one of the best weekends ever to see someone had sprayed underneath "baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me, no more!"
It's up there with my own personal faves, 'Leasiuore [sic] centre is fucking bastard wank' and 'Testicles by Ian'.
"I'm horny, horny, horny Horner"
'Testicles by Ian'
of "you fucking cunt" in huge letters.
OLD PEOPLE ARE SHIT!
each with a picture of a smiling supposed student and the ad slogan, "I got it at NIU!" It makes me think of STDs. I would kind of like to modify the ads to insinuate as much.
I had a "CALL ME LADIEZ ###-###-####" one-liner off the El photographed on my phone once. Sadly lost.
ARGON IS GAY
'swim in poo'
Heisenberg was here....maybe.
I presume the artist ripped it off from somewhere, other wise it was quite clever in a geeky way.
That's hilarious. Funnily enough the same ad is in a phonebox on Charing Cross Road with 'No Dream Is Too BIG' changed to 'No Cock Is Too Big'.
I'm 31 and almost fell over laughing.
but each to their own.
you know the one.
Does it end with a crucifiction?
unless "joseph the one who dropped a cupboard on his foot" got crusified in the end
Congratulations Joseph! You've been Cruisified!!
they were signing posters and drawing cocks on them, it was pretty funny.
When I interviewed them they were drawing cocks on pictures of you
I drew pubes on all the balded girls in a Playboy at a friend's house once, though. Then *he* drew cocks on them.
I would've gone with Gail Porter.
(but all her hair fell out and it put me off)
Goody issue of Playref, that.
I would've gone with Jill Dando!
(but she's dead)
I'm the one in the grey coat.
after scoring a last minute winner, wayne rooney gets out the line painter and draws a massive cock and balls going from the half way line to the edge of the 18 yeard box in celebration. do you:
a) book rooney and have the ground staff remove the cock
b) dis-allow the goal and send rooney off
c) add some pubes to the balls and some semen splurging out all over the area and into the goal and on the keepers jersey
I always love walking round trendy East London and inbetween all the stencilled rats with Tesco bags and frowning Octupii, there will always be a hastily sprayed cock and balls and it never fails to redeem my faith in humanity
on the register for lectures last week...lecturer not amused!
someone's work to piss them off when they are being all serious is classico stuff. i usually go for spunk if i'm trying to impress.
A colleague of mine sent me a picture of my employers website, with a giant pink spunking cock crudely drawn on it. I laughed and thought nothing of it until later that day, I had an overseas visitor who desperately needed to check her email to find the location of a meeting. I willing let her, not realising she would close the browser after and have this massive cock in her face. I think I just said something like "I wouldn't worry about that" and ushered her out.
That's my spunking grafitti cock story.
written a detailed structure to a song they had been practicing then drawn a giant cock with 6 pubes. An illustraition classic.