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Fuck off, 'England hierarchy'. Cricket needs talented fat lads. Would Australia ever have left Shane Warne out because he overdid the pizza for a month? No. Now piss off and get Patel back in the team. You shagchops.
my favourite cricketers you bastards!
Immediately after we're informed that he's failed to meet fitness requirements he's described as 'burly'. It never held Graham Gooch back did it? Or Ian Austin. FFS.
It's an era of modern professionalism in English Cricket.
Theres no room for fat lads that can't get past stage 2 of a bleep test.
He's not exactly as good as Batyy chap is he? Got absolutely no future in International cricket. At all.
the fact that we're recalling him is a joke. we'd be better off bringing back MVP as a specialist spinner...
is brilliant. Well he's quite good. Brilliant in England ODI squad standards anyways.
that I wasn't being entirely serious.
And that Batty is good enough to be considered for England is a joke.