I'm probably going to have to do some karaoke singing this weekend, and I'm pretty fucking worried about it. I've managed to avoid it in life up until now, I really hate hearing the sound of my own voice, and I reckon the only way I stand any chance of getting up there is by being very drunk in order to bury nerves under the booze.
I was thinking of doing R Kelly's deathless classic Ignition (Remix).
Can you wise dissers offer me some tips on how to get through this relatively minor ordeal? Last time I checked the list of songs in the place I'm going to they didn't have Rudebox, so I've definitely got the second best possible song.