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Girls are overrated
she has boobies
That there are heterosexual men out there who are more into butts than boobs.
I DON'T BELIEVE THIS.
Was apparently a boobs man til he slept with a girl he'd lusted after at high school, and hers were "too big" and so now prefers bums. On girls. Apparently.
there'll probably be some sort of boob action on there
to slip her anything
what is "girls"?
quit being such a Galacticman
i always thought i had more of a knowing wink than that
I prefer boys
typically for women, they are taking back a day of rest and making men have to think about them. good one women!
hummena hummena! Whoop whoop! Gabba gabba hey! Etc.
she wears a casio, and she's a complete McFitties Spaffacake. She's nice.
the first image I got was of a girl wearing a miniature casio keyboard as a necklace.
Next thing she's wearing my fucking casio...
HOW'RE YOU DOING? :D
Is that like being spastic?
A cake is street slang for bum.
McVities are based in Ashby-de-la-Zouch.
Ergo, a McVities Spaffacake is when you cum all over the arse end of Leicester.
One of my classier moments, that.
Her problem the way I see it. No hands is always a classy way to ride.
She thought I was saying DOUCHE! though, and for years afterwards thought that East Midlands slang for the moment of ejaculation was 'French shower'.
yes, girls are nice
i hate boys
i hate everyone
I. AM. AN. ARCHITECT. etc etc
are boys bourbon?
I get it!
(well, mugs of tea and malted milks, maybe a sneaky custard cream or two)
well that makes it a done deal, you sure know how to woo the ladies.
that was MY pun. MINE. It;s suddenly just signed you in on my computer? weird.
^ doesnt work
in the pub
Glad you found one in the end...I only know O'Neill's :(
big Calum took me too a nice we place
no idea what it's called. it's in another htread somewhere.
i really must come visit Edinburgh soon.
fancy Camera Obscura @ Barrowlands in April?
what are they hiding? Apart from fannies
i think ive just put galacticfrank off vaginas forever
DAMN YOU DUCK, VAGINA EYE!
thank you, thank you
Oh, how I've missed this clip:
for showing me the most disgusting thing i have ever seen
Cum forms a soft plug inside a lady (of whatever ape species) in an attempt to stop later males from fertilising the same female. The monkey penis is pointed so it can puncture that soft plug and deliver new semen close to the eggs; the human penis is bulbous at the end to provide a suction effect similar to a plunger and dislodge the soft plug in that way.
one grated their teeth on the back of my cock once
that wasn't very nice of her
you're one of my very favourite girls <3
and even the lovely girls, i'm kind of scared of them. i prefer boys.
To be honest, we're just bad as each other.