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Reads like a 14 year old school boy wrote it!
I call bullshit, not least due to the dubious likelihood of any editor letting the word 'bumming' into print. But I still like the idea of being at risk of zebra attack if you wear a Toon shirt in the bush. So overall: 8/10
especially on the internet
the guy must have taken his jeans off then...
Mostly down to the idea that any living and sentinent being would attempt intercourse with a Newcastle supporter baffling me
tear through his trousers? Or did it use its hooves to pull them down?
probably blackmailed him with pictures of the Geordie looking at Hyena porn, and it all just got a bit out of hand.
As you would be so close to like air but oh so far away, i always think being burned alive is the worst way to die.
or buried alive.
you lose your sense of feeling when you burn...
however, being set alight to have someone else put you out just before you gasp your last...that's a painful life ahead of you..and you'd probably want to die
but it was in the middle of nowhere and you were just stuck and eventually die.
That'd be worse i reckon.
and doused you in lemon every grate
i am terrified of cheese graters, i hate the idea of grating myself accidentally.
They would use "bummed", but also all the stories are made up for laughs. Anyway, the point of the article is the joke at the end about "the man is believed to be from Newcastle"
if you didnt pay attention to the zebra crossing. :D not quite what i imagined though.