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Peados turn to radioactive testing and super powers to entap young children.
Radioactive Paedophile is a great band name
(to the tune of Spiderman)
His penis is uranium
Children run and mothers cry
Cos if he... gets... them, they will die
Here comes the paedoman.
Lock your door
In case he calls
He's got bright green nuclear balls.
From the reactor, he was born
Now he feeds on child porn
There goes the paedoman.
2nd verse especially good