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what's the secret?
I'm really bored/slightly drunk though. I'm sorry.
but not TOO slutty
Have some moxy while still retaining your femininity.
It's a clique...but barbed roses always make the cock whistle like a Clanger.
if you're gonna live in our country, you could at least learn to speak English
Columbine Bambi's = it's just a simple juxtaposition (Columbine Massacre/ Disney character)
big round of applause for Bumbler please folks
Ok. We're fine.
Most boys love that.
Depends what type of boy you want though.
for boys it's a case of how high they want to scale themselves up, for girls it's case of how low they want to set their standards down
and then read new scientist at the bar. confusing
YES, it was every bit as grim as you'd imagine it to be.
A varely legal girl literally propped her tits on top of my pint and informed me that 'she'd suck me til' I screamed' if I bought her a vodka.
Obviously, I declined her offer.
She was rough.
....although I couldn't help thinking that 'I'm proof that my mother doesn't know where the greengrocers is' would have been better and more apt.
be more smiley
and do cute stuff
REPEAT....no cutesy-wutesy, teensy-weensy, pinky-dinky, fluffy pencil top bollocks
I get a raging boner for girls who sew and bake
personally im a little odd, i dont like girls in high heels or thongs or lots of make up cos it makes them look like sheep.
there 2 types of guys, thou the guys like me that act all bubbling around girls they like and become unapproachable or the guys who just walk right up to girls out of their league and go hey.
this probably didnt help in the slightest.
then I won't give a shit about your personality
makes u seem cheap. If you want to meet a nice guy look for the quiet ones at a party.
never trust the quiet ones
the quiet ones are the ones you talk to and then they're really weird and tell you they do stuff like set fire to cats, or play WoW or something.
you other alternative is to go for the forward ones, who will wear turned up collars and call you 'babe' incase they forget ur name.
FACKIN' ESSIX BOI YEAH BLUD
Men also have a tendency to project traits onto women. Wow I love generalisations, but you know, if you're into music or have ever said you like a band, they think you're exceptional (whereas most women, like most men, especially on here, do like music in some form). If you have one cute hobby, they think you're like Amelie or some kooky Natalie Portman type. If you read a book, they might think you're some kind of sexy spod who they can humour into bed. Seriously, I've been there.
Just be yourself. I don't really have much in common with my boyfriend, but he's just the best person ever. I don't think you can say why someone will like you or vice versa.
get your tits out!
get your tits out!
get your tits out for the lads!
GET YOUR TITS OUT FOR THE LADS!
there's no one holding the step for her, for one
i'm right here
i wanna listen to music right now
i think you're Peace Frog. I'm probably Horse Latitudes
A predilection for something slightly kooky like novelty tea towels or something, I don't know.
And I'm yours.