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Honesly, sue me but wtf...
that's what kills me.
is usually enough for me
Just flirt outrageously with guys you like.
I like to be fed. Or failing that, to talk about eating. I'm a hungry, hungry hippo.
that'll do it
bonus points for not swearing too often
They'll set you right (Y)
if you go after boys the only men you'll have chasing you will be of the police variety.
1. Be pretty
2. Do cute stuff
3. Worry about the rest later
and wearing our t-shirts and nothing else.
A short list of cute things girls can do:
- Hide behind cushions at lame horror flicks.
- Refuse to explain where you're going even though it's obvious you're going for a dump.
- Get hicoughs.
- Burst into tears at the sad piano music from Neighbours.
- Flee from flying insects.
- Be shit at computer games.
- Eat food off our plates.
- Ask for help opening jars, even though you could do it yourself with a damp tea towel.
- Consume Hello Kitty merchandise.
- Secretly enjoy Disney soundtracks.
- Overtly enjoy Disney soundtracks.
- Ruin televised coverage of the football by rating the attractiveness of players.
- Pick fights with physically powerful men.
- Unite in confederacy with our mothers against us.
- Deny farting.
- Admit to farting.
- Be adept at a martial art.
- Become excited about shoes.
so not even half cute
I class it as 'cute, but totally unacceptable'. MY fucking food!
If your main attribute is looks, then you have your pick of men falling over you.
If your main attribute is personality, you eventually reel people in, and suddenly become stunningly attractive after that. You have it easy.
Talk softly in people's ears
Don't shout and scream too much when out and about
I have no volume control
all the people say 'get your tits/rat/tits out' are correct cos it's likely to work. short term anyway.