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I take it all back, actually hilarious!
The cow from the Dr Oetker yoghurts.
Shades, oversized shirt, check scarf and walking stick.
Then I though there might be a cambodian person there.
All good ideas
I went as a panda. Black and white face paint, pretty simple to apply, a pair of Mickey Mouse ears from the joke shop and then just black and white clothes. I took a piece of bamboo with me too for good measure
Two of us went like that, and unfortunately in a couple of photos we look like a poor Kiss tribute act. But still, cheap!
"I'll have a P please Bob"
Piece of Reese's
and when challenged say...
"PRETTY dull clothes!"
Thus giving you the upper hand. Sod fancy dress. Sod it to hell forever.
How many princesses and pirates do you reckon will be at this party?
Do you have a low-security museum nearby?
though dont go the whole hog. He had a testicle removed in 1990 and i don't fancy cleaning up after you.
Paedophile (someone must have said this)
(I'm assuming you're going to a 'Young Conservatives' party)
Or PJ off of PJ & Duncan
or a Poddington Pea
phor phuck's sake
Just different half hearted parts of various costumes!
It's not a suggestion.
or a phallus
I went to a P party last year. I went as a "professor" and borrowed some lab equipment from work. It was great and cost me nothing. Hoorah.
Diluted red facepaint for nasty facial blotches.
Either would be amazing
honestly, the amount of paedo references in this thread...Inevitable.
what are the chances!
tape a slice of bread to your face and wear a wizard's costume
if you're not going as me.
if you're not going as me. It'd be easy, just get wasted.
with loads of pepper in so when you lean over it goes over people
you'll be able to annoy EVERYONE