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i meant a file that needs FTPing.
I told my MD that there was so much room in the company car that she could lie down in the back.
I think she took this as a sexual advance :(
I use phrases like "I'll have a look at the Stripper", "you got any 6 inch plug cocks?" and "6 inch isn't enough... we probably need 8 inch to make this whole thing work" all the time.
you're obviously obsessed
with a very young, very attractive female colleague who'd submitted a report to me on floppy disk (those were the days).
"thanks for the floppy, I tried really hard though but I just couldn't get it up".
Cue red faces all around.