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the bottle of jack is totally me tho tbf
like all of them, even crap ones.
(I think that's normal, because I imagine all the girls to be pretty, although in an understated indie type way, obviously)
but I don't know what most of them look like, so I'm assuming they're not all like that.
now the mega pretty ones are never gonna sleep with me, I can't even spell
BECAUSE they're girls on dis
that's how the logic's supposed to go, isn't it?
like when you see unexpected fitties on the bus, they're only hot BECAUSE they're on the bus. in a fit line-up they'd be rubbish.
you mean they're "relatively pretty"?
but same thing :D you know what i mean though
"relatively" sounds like you wanna grope your aunt or something
predictive text would love to grope your aunt.
i'm running with it!
might need it next time im in mosh
smoooooooth. there will be no mosh for months, there is no money in the life fund.
you look good for a girl in leicester, want to come back to nottingham where i will see someone hotter and have second thoughts but will still follow through with the act due to pride/the male urge to get my knob wet.
honoured, i'm sure.
i do need to jump on a train and go to mosh.
just to laugh at my friends on the wall on the top floor
make a promise to yourself now that if your hair starts to recede you'll shave it off
dude needs a fringe
keep your stereotypes to yourself
actually, find me a disser who looks like what youd expect them to
i had the same illusions, but no on actually looks like that
all the boys in tight t-shirts with robots or comic characters on, and a secret emoesque/topshop fetish but a sneering resiliance to go too crazy. filthy trainers
all the girls in spotty dresses and ribbons and daydreams of being in a 50's milkbar
and you're all beautiful.
Cool fact:French girls don't wear patterned tights.
the t-shirts are to please, we'd all rather be in grim 'quirky' retro football shirts, but you'd never allow it.
'I pwn noobs'
"Was I in the military with c_i_c or something?"
Who is the pwned n00b now?