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Has anyone here done this?
I don't want to talk about it.
Easy mistake to make though.
style videos designed to promote the latest of her instantly fogettable Tesco Value approximations of a Ben Folds Five B-side.
of the chairman of St. Johnstone FC.
Don't think that really counts.
Just overtaking 'My mate Leather Trousers Sarah slept with a bloke who now plays for AFC Bournemouth'.
He's the longest serving chairman in scottish football too, little fact for you there.
who the AFCB player is. A lot.
and leaked one of our sextapes online. It was OK.
Yeah, Sebastian Rice-Edwards.
I couldn't live with his high standards and she dumped me... breaking my 13 year old heart.
so you should probably ask them. They would most likely tell you it is hard going.
Mums mate went out with Alvin Stardust
He was trying to push in front of me at gig and I told him off and we started chatting and he seemed really nice. Anyway he and his mates asked if my mate and I would join them for a drink afterwards, which we did and whilst we were walking my mate said he was from a certain British soap to which I started laughing and exclaimed to him that my friend thought he looked like he could be in a soap...then he said he had been for 10yrs and I laughed and told him to stop lying...after about the fourth girl in the bar coming over and saying he was this character blah blah blah I thought maybe he was telling the truth. He was and now he wants to go for Drinks and I am not too sure???
hence me having no clue who he is
he's the only one thats been in that long.
I expect a prize if this is the case
I hope it's Jack Osbourne for the sake of amusement
and he won some soap prize or something
"I'm in a soap"
"Yeah, I've won a prize and everything!"
Yes. Him. I like them when they only reach my knees...
"Ellis' favourite food is two bowls of chicken pie."
"I was in a soap"
"Hahaha Hey Carrie apparently he was in Hollyoaks!"
Max and OB?
don't do it!
are you sure your friend didn't say he won a prize of soaps? Like a Dove hamper in a raffle. He's probably a carpet salesman.
That should make Dad proud...
DO IT! He was a good skin (well his fictional character was anyway) OB looks like a plank tho.
Hollyoaks dont win many awards and he did last year. Award winning at been run over by Niall, good stuff. He came onto one of my friends in Mallorca when he was out on the lash with Ralf Little.
Dr. Drake Ramoray from Days Of Our Lives fame
and she lay unconscious on my bed..
2 for a penny nowadays
Tell him to go fuck himself.
I HOPE IT'S DAVID PLATT
He's a dad now :(
Lou from Neighbours?
I'd love a bit of Minty the sexy gimp! ;)
These are the only two facts about him you need to know.
Alf from home & away?
he went to my school mart
You go for it girl!!
a friend of a friend ended up having sex with a castmember of hollyoaks. the next day he texted her "had a gr8 time last nite. bum sex?"
i hope it's the same dude.
I've tried cutting their heads off and counting the rings, and the radio carbon method. Neither was successful, though.
A few of us considered making quite poor 'you don't need to go near the head to count the ring' jokes, but overall, there was a lot of head-shaking happening.
All I did was type ROY CROPPER
Only found out after they split. CRAZY.
She was also asked out by Rod Stewart...when she was 14. :-S
He took some of our baby chinchillas but we didn't date.
Not A-list at all.
'dating a celebrity'? 'Dating a soap star lol' would be a better description...
celebrity is pushing it a little...unless you're in Essex
An ex used to go out with a certain welsh footballer who played in the north-west for a few different clubs.
A mate's brother is/was going out with the little blonde schoolgirl from hollyoaks.
Another mate's sister was taken out a couple of times by a high, high-profile footballer from Manchester. I've heard the voicemails on her answerphone begging to speak to her after he cheated on her.
Oh, and my little brother shagged a newsround presenter's girlfriend (maybe ex).
(like suprise, but not)
Hahahaha I feel like such a lemon!
you’re probably the one best placed to answer your own question, aren’t you?
It’ll be just like your rockstar exes, but with less arguments over hair straighteners and more PAs at suburban nightclubs on retail parks.
and I was asking in general as a random topic
max and ob were hands down the best characters in hollyoaks too, good going ;)
Then once you do, drop OB's ass to da curb
And Darren Jeffries, who played OB.
Well, we now know who it is that she’s met then.
Is Kurt still in Hollyoaks?
Firstly, double-check! You'll be surprised what drunk girls believe, I used to tell girls I was in Hanson.
Secondly, he's left Hollyoaks. There's a very high chance you will be dating someone who appears on Celebrity Big Brother or I'm A Celebrity.
did that work?
it was Tony Wright. He used to offer to buy them a tequila, then say "it makes me happy" and wink/pinch their arse.
Hanson until I was 23, then Tony Wright.
"Baby, I'm gonna mmm bop all over your face!"
I have no experiance other than asking siobahn fahey out of bananarama/shakespeares sister for a dance and her telling me to p*** off
Zoe Ball told me I was cool once. THAT COUNTS.
and he was explaining the effects of refrigeration on body temperature.
who is it who is it who is it?
I'm so very proud :)
and why have you been ignoring me???
but if I have and this was an elaborate ruse to get me to respond, you know me too well! :)
I sent you texts to see how you were and a PM and still nothing...so sad!
sorry dear, I thought I'd replied! And after you looked after me the other week as well! Sorry x
I thought we had something special! :D
but now your dating a member of Hollyoaks cast past, so we've moved on to the next level.
Sad times. Truly sad times. I will miss you...
I know when I've been bested, I can't compete with OB. The only course of action is to encourage you to marry him, and find someway of becoming his real life Max. Or finding out if he's got Summer's number in real life and anonymously texting her. Constantly
but hands up, I know when I'm bested! I can't compete with OB!
The only thing left to do is force you to marry, become some kind of real life Max, or steal Summer's number of him, as shes clearly free now unless he's two-timing her, then I can tell her this and be her shoulder to cry on and step in. Rebound.
Clearly my lack of Hollyoaks knowledge is my biggest issue here.
sorry. you know I love you.
well, love is a bit strong.
you smell nice x
and was that an apology for the 'filling me in' faux pas???
that would be clear if this board worked at all.
so i've heard :O
Does that count? He certainly undressed me with his eyes
In other news, a friend of a friend once sat next to Elize Du Toit on a flight (remember her? from Hollyoaks. REALLY fit). They got on really well apparently, and were texting for a few weeks afterwards. He had a fiancé though, so regrettably ceased contact
What a cock
didn't date her though.
but have canoodled with one or two notable musicians in my younger, more impressionable days (ie last year).
does that count?
Is the same person as this flakey porker
i dated someone who was one of the main people in 'star stories' on c4 and he is part of an 'award-winning comedy act'. he's still not at all famous.
i've spent about an hour and a half sitting in a living room with graham coxon. that doesn't count
so no. it would be quite nice to be 'hot' enough to attract vaguely famous people, but only because of the free drugs and amusing stories. i'm pretty sure it would be depressing to be a serial celebrity dater, if such a thing exists
I think that it's Darren Jeffries (OB)
i met you at zonino and you could do a lot lot better than those two!
what's happened to that dude that used to play jez in hollyoaks?
from s club 7?
i just googled simon cole to see what he looks like. he looks hideous.
missmonipenni is hawt. i can see her with someone much better looking than either of those two. maybe a bit higher up the celebrity ladder?
He's getting married in May, I'm afraid.
I agree, Darren Jeffries seems to be punching above his weight, looks-wise, but then again girls don't tend to be as shallow as men and he might be a lovely, funny chap.
i don't find jeremy attractive, but he is probably 'classically' handsome
girls are pretty damn shallow i'm afraid. a lot of girls i know say that they like men who are a bit odd looking. the truth is if some amazing super super hot film-star type appeared in the vicinity and there was a spark of mutual interest, the film-star type would win above any odd-looking, but lovely funny chap. at least temporarily.
my general aversion to hollyoaks means that my opinion on anyone from there is valid. i'm sure darren jeffries is nice....i want the update on this story....will she go out with him? won't she?
been to Graham Coxons house - he had a very nice bathroom.
was about 6 yrs ago - my friend nearly went out with him but didnt so it was with her. he drove me home in his jeep as well!
your friend is nuts for not going out with him, i reckon he could turn me.
how was the rest of his house?
i'm pretty sure i could have pulled him, but i was really knackered and also, his body was out of proportion and he was nowhere near as hot as he was when he was younger (indie 'hot', not actually hot)
massive. it was quite bad - I was very drunk and he was in his Dry years so not very good of me.
but i was totally convinced he was wasted
i said 'are you drunk?' and he was like 'DON'T YOU KNOW I'M A RECOVERING ALCOHOLIC?' as if it was national news. he was actually properly nice, though. like you, i wasn't in the best state. also, the friend he was with (who i knew) was definitely an alcoholic at the time. strange company.
knew someone who fked Dave Rowntree - he flew her to Paris for lunch ( whilst his wife was at home - nice.)
fked one of the Killers but then who hasnt....
Worsel Gummage, the guy off of My Name Is Earl, Jesus, or the pretty Mormon?
hang on which ones which?! defo not the Morman ( im glad to say he was very faithful - i tried). my name is earl is the drummer right?
wasnt the drummer to clarify although I have a crush on a drummer in a band no one likes here but that are my mates.
Christ on bass
and Gummage on guitar
cause im still not sure whos who it was dave keuning the big haired one.
wasnt very good and included the immortal lines - man im gonna explode! ( on his part I hasten to add)
i took her to see Cars.
nothing else happened.
she wasnt famous then though.
still, with the exception of headbutting newton falkner and sharing my bedroom with Volcano! its the closest proximity i've had to a celebrity, however minor they are.
whilst drunk at connect, turning round the corner into the press area and wasnt watching where i was going
that must have been weird
who played 'Ferguson' in Clarissa Explains it All.
called a womanatee?
and looked prettier then. still had the konk, but wasnt THAT toned/didnt smell of chlorine.
"She was prettier in real life."
Dont justify yourself to us lesser folk who have never been out with anyone famous.
Not so much dated, but a few evenings etc. One is a reasonably successful artist now too. Good times.
Not sure what his name was, but I think it was the one who used to hangout with Bombhead.
a friend of mine went to Chinawhites for some reason. She ended up bringing Dean Gaffney back to her room in halls, just for the fun of it. No sex was involved, and he got a taxi home within an hour.
That's the best I can do.
She spoke to OB on the phone when he was on a train with MAX! MAX IS DEAD! WHATS GOING ON?!
bit of a common ghost. what a slagger.
I gave ample time for you to say no! :)
that's my claim to fame. Does brushing passed Kate Nash count?
or are you referring to Kate Nash's musical career?
can be done though my friends engaged to member of a very suucessful indie group.