Your are viewing a read-only archive of the old DiS boards. Please hit the Community button above to engage with the DiS !
This works better when spoken, but we will make do with our technological limitations.
why did the Swiss cheese get put in a maximum security asylum after having gone on a shooting rampage at a german boar farm?
Cause 'e mental
Because he gruyere.
What did the German beaver farmer offer his cheese loving friend, Ian?
would you like some smoked beaver, Ian?
(he lived in australia for a year)
i didnt believe him at first then he showed me the packaging