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Whatever happened to "bonking"?
'I'm gonna bonk you like an animal'
just doesn't work does it?
'How, pet! Let's gan bonk, man'
if I'm sick of hearing it, I should just stop saying it.
Peep Show may have brought this back to my attention recently, but it is an under-used good old-fashioned English sex-word.
licked out (That one is foul but was popular when I was at school)
sadly most aren't.
For the smell on yr fingers the morning after. I Coined the phrase about 4 months ago, a particularly proud moment.
Just a great great word.
"Get your leg over"
I had some correspondence from a girl who, though I never really replied, would pass me on the sex chats she was having with other blokes - I guess she thought it would entertain me. She's a nice girl but this kind of chat is a real turn off. The low-point came recently when one of these sex chats included the line "SENT FROM MY VERTICAL BACON SANDWICH TO YOUR MOUTH". That "vertical bacon sandwich" was pure death, and I wrote to her saying, "Please stop sending me this crap," and now this evening I am dealing with her being offended by this response and actually crying. But WTF?
'vertical bacon sandwich', that's as bad as Jade Goody's 'kebab'
if you're going to talk dirty you have to use the straightforward words: cock, cunt, dick, fanny etc. All these other phrases are really depressing and unsexy.
I prefer 'doink'. It gives sex a really clumsy image in my mind.
"They were very drunk. They doinked."
"I had my head stuck between some double G wabbers tonight."
I was momentarily excited
It's not as serious as making love, but it means slightly more than fucking.
A good word for a good pratice.
i don't know what 'hot gut poultice' means.
went the same way as rodgering
between the kidneys
As is 'busters'
What ever happened to fingering? It used to be the holy grail for 13 year olds, now they're all "bonking".
and no one ever says boink instead of bonk that's just silly
get with the times, old man
never heard anyone say boink.
slam, smash, ruin, decimate... all these replaced innocent words like bonk when my friends and i turned 22.
that allowed you to say slam and smash instead of other alternatives?
i said nowt about maturity my friend.
All about the clunge.
and managed to use the word "spaff" to a medical professional only a few days ago.
I am proud to do my bit for the vintage sexword division.
i use spuff sometimes for ejaculation.
'throwing a fuck up' somebody