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good idea? slutty?
what do you think?
Anything is just lady lumps.
What you are your thoughts on the matter Dukey?
Otherwise Eugene Tombs may come back.
that ain't just a rack, that's a beer rack!
BOOB JOB HERE I COME
but the other woman comes complete with bingo wings. Choice is yours.
but then i am a straight female without any
First day at work - probably not.
Otherwise - probably.
votes good idea.
as long as you're not fat.
but I'm an arse man tbh.
I don't know exactly what that is, but basically it's when someone's sort of like "YES I HAVE MY TITS OUT LOOK AT ME PLZ".
Cleavage that could be avoided by pulling your top up/wearing your clothes properly = gross.
Big breast cleavage = gross.
Um, it would appear I'm not a massive fan. Apart from on flat-chested girls who accidentally flash a bit. That's not really cleavage though. IIIIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiinteresting.
I mean kind of sun-wrinkled MASSIVE DISTRACTING gross cleavage like this:
or like Coleen Nolan
The image I had in my head was of a kind of middle-aged, overweight, heaving, wrinkly cleavage.
time takes its toll on all of us
and all these people who are "bums > boobs" are massive gayers. in a non-homophobic way
There's no way I can say this without sounding incredibly shallow. But if you were to sleep with a 'dream woman', I'd imagine that you'd picture her with a nice slim figure, which would probably come complete with a nice bum. On the balance of things, you could probably accept a smaller pair of boobs in such a situation. Don't get me wrong, I like breasts as much as the next man, but this is a conversation I had just this weekend, and I think I'm now swinging towards the bum vote
more varieties of boob are great than varieties of bum
boobs > bums
give us a peek
I find it really gross, especially on more ample-bosomed ladies.
We had a teacher with wrinkly cleavage who used to wear low cut tops and bend down over our desks. It was really quite something...
You think everytime a woman decides to use some cleavage it's degrading?
it IS the only way they're 'valued'.
We can't all be brainboxes and raconteurs of note.
I mean...I doubt I'd go for the kind of girl who would have cleavage every day.
But some men go for that thing, and presumably some girls go for the kind of men who go for that.
but a bit of subtle cleavage, just like with a lower than usual top or something can be sexxxy (Y)
I'll admit, my eyes are drawn to a cleavage but it only attracts me in a shallow, curious way.
I know a handful of girls who try to show as much off as possible without getting the nipple in, and it's pretty embarrassing.
Alright if you're chillaxing with a girl you're dating at her house or something, but as far as first impressions go, nah.
but that may have alot to do with me being a straight female. Obvs, do whatever you're most confident with, that being the most attractive thing.
Cleavage is great. I cannot articulate why. I just know it is so, deep in the fibre of my being.
Cleavage is an attentional black hole. Generally speaking, we're really sorry for staring at it, but not prepared/able to stop.
Once again, Seinfeld gets it exactly right: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HvGqPencrJQ
People are ACTUALLY taking this thread seriously.
more than an inch and your risking frisky
when so many of your posts seem to be during the vinegar strokes?
but cleavage is cool i spose.
do you like the national?
it just exudes americana, huh?
cleavage is so versatile.
sorry! i just cant understand the badness of their spelling in any other way.
he had a stroke.
we've all pretended we haven't notice.d
if you're significantly pretty and have a good body, then you can probably get away with anything. This goes for both sexes. If you're not significantly pretty, then blatantly advertising body parts looks desperate, sad and mediocre, though it will probably help you pull other mediocre people of the opposite sex who would not otherwise notice you.
I don't use cleavage :)
Is the saddest thing I have read today. I would draw attention to the phrases "significantly pretty" and "mediocre people".
Everybody: Dress How You Like.
but, that being said, if it is something that is natural (eg, for those more amply-chested) as long as it's not trashy it's fine...well in most cases. i don't think women should have to walk around in pillowcases (or just baggy tees, whatever) because they have more of a chest & they have a nice enough figure to be able to pull outfits off. it can be difficult enough to shop for tops as it is, so sometimes if it's a little then it's fine as long as it's done in taste. get my drift? haha.
I don't know. Maybe I should shut up and let people get their tits out if they want. WOooooo tits.
Looking like a ridiculously large lifejacket has just sprung into action and is trying to smother you- no no
Stop it with your nazi views on cleavage.
All you need to know is that it's a GOOD THING. There is no such thing as bad cleavage unless we're entering paedophilic or mutton dressed as lamb territory.
especially when sockings and siletto heels are thrown into the equation.
I'm a man of simple tastes.
but as for cleavage - it depends. Generally a good idea not to go too far (otherwise you end up looking like a barmaid from Corronation St) but some is good.
i think breasts are awesome and if you've got good ones you can show them off - there is a limit though. i hate it when girls wear tops that push their boobs together so they look like fake ones, that's horrible. otherwise, they're to be celebrated. i don't see why showing boob (to an extent) would be degrading/etc, it's a celebration of the female form. something like that.
a the nice fitted woolen top on a lady with spectacles and a nice profile compared to a WAG-gy get-yer-baps-out and wear shimmery make-up fest.
I know someone who persists in having a facebook profile pic of her in various cleavage-tastic poses. She's a nice enough girl and not unattractive, but that kind of on-show tactic screams out: "I'M HIGH MAINTENANCE".
In related news, Calvin Harris was right. Get some colours on. Cleavage gels are invariably wearing all black or black & white. Bore-ring.
and you have cleavage in your profile pic.
Is this a test?
No complaints, just wondering if this is a test.
It appears that it's not.
As you were...
And cleavage is not allowed to be hawked up to chin level and shown to all and sundry if you have the skin of a 70 year old prune. Wrinkly cleavage = chunder-time. MOISTURISE GIRLS.
bums are great. doesn't matter if you've got big ones, small ones or saggy ones, someone will want to look at em. if every woman had masses of cleavage showing then no men would ever get anything achieved.
Depends how much you care about people staring at your boobs. By people, I mean me. By staring, I mean following you down the street making wolf-howling noises.
Hurrah for lone office
Applied to both your own thighs and the object of your affections. and their boobs.
Seriously, though, and let's be honest this is a serious business, I cannot for the life of me stop staring at boobs. It doesn't matter whether they're 'good' or 'bad'. I just can't stop staring. It's starting to ruin my life.
It will help if your habit stems from some easily parsed/addressed trauma or deficiency in your past. We will take you on a journey to discover more about your compulsion, and, perhaps, yourself. On the way you will be exposed to some light humiliation in the name of empowerment; I'm thinking we have you in a nappy, in public, being cradled and 'breastfed' by a hugely obese man.
I'm prepared to straight-up action this. I'll call my people.
Accidental cleavage is fantastic too. Like when a girl wears one of her nice tops, thinking she's dressed totally appropriately, but keeps bending over and showing her rack to the congregation. That's braw.
When a girl wears short shorts, not realising (or possibly pretending to not realise) how seductive her long, creamy legs and slender thighs are.
move my hand around the waist and feel down the thigh. HARDON CITY.
I know him!
'Darren' is now code for 'check out her tits' amongst me and and my friends. You may laugh and think it's juvenile - and it is - but it works fantastically well in all manner of situations, such as if two of you go to the bar and the barmaid is packing a pair, or when meeting an acquaintance's mother for the first time
He's a mate of one of my best mates.
How funny. Actually, I have an idea...
DiS comes up trumps once more
I learnt to program in COBOL and FORTRAN and PASCAL (at least theo will get this -centric)
but I think that I must be one of the few males that actually prefer girls that wear high-necked tops/dresses. Turtle necks ftw!
i like a bit of mystery
please all get to fuck.
i have big boobs, i didn't ask for them, but i have them and i dont really appreciate people calling them 'gross'
i show cleavage because the majority of thinsg that suit my figure show cleavage, it's actually quite hard to find stuff that looks nice when you have big boobs too, too high and your boobs look MASSIVE and really matronly, too low and you get shouted at in the street, or bitchy comments from other girls. some tops look perfectly un-booby on someone with smaller/average breasts but look more revaeling on someone like me, this is not my fault!
i really like a little bit of cleavage, small boobs look fantastic too.
rant rant rant they are a pain in the arse but I LOVE MY BREASTS
one had big breasts. The other one had very small breasts.
I'm not entirely sure what I am tring to say here. I guess that I am trying to be reassuring that for a lot of people the idea of loving or hating a particular breast size is just as arbitrary (and stupid) as men who say 'I only fancy blondes'.
'lacklustre sex talk' thread in the making here, I think..
You know that bit were one of them says 'If someone asks you if you're a god, you SAY YES!'?
Well, imagine that but..
'If someone asks you if you want to suck their tits, YOU SAY YES!'
on the individual. There is a such thing as too much, although some is usually good.
Also, PICZ PICZ PICZ,pls.
LET'S EXCHANGE FLIRTY PMs