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Why should you never eat the meat of an unmarried female cow?
because that would be a Miss Steak!
she drops her kebab!
why don't you just start moaning about some lover prick calling you a loner prick and and making fun of you for being too ashamed to leave your house cause someone might want to talk to you!
and I thought this was gonna be a long thread of everyones joke contributions. You sad bunch!
they're all stupid like that most of the time
you like to use your own poo as lubricant for the 'lonely times'
I'VE SEEN YOU
then you like to rub it all over your face and stick your own head up your bum so that you can mix the two poos and see how that smells.
BAN ME THEN
and its not funny even if you dont like jade goody as its taking the mick out of anyone who loses their haor to cancer.
SHAME ON YOU RIK
SHAME ON YOU
sorry couldn't resist :(
I'm a bad person, clearly. But recycling a thread that's already been used elsewhere on DiS? I do have some morals, Sophia
binned anymore perfectly good cutlery recently?
theres children in africa that could use those knives and forks!
nothing you giant pancake! not only was it a cow, but it'd been dead for over 15 weeks!
and the first one :')