name your favourites:
The Whore of Babylon's got to be up there
"And I saw the woman drunken with the blood of the saints, and with the blood of the martyrs of Jesus: and when I saw her, I wondered with great admiration" - sexy.
Also, you've got to show some respect for the daddy of them all, Zeus
The man was a total hussy. And always turning into animals and spreading his seed about, what a dirty dirty.
So those are both from mythology I guess, but I'm open to all suggestions.