the main commmenator guy has obviously never watched a game of football in his life. The goal by Love was brilliant, I agree with that for sure, but why he felt the need to start ejaculating over him when he performed a Marseille roulette/turn/whatever was ridiculous. It didn't really provide any real purpose, it wasn't as though he created something by doing it. I can do them ffs with a very high success rate, they're not that hard at all.
Another example of a commentator doing the following equation in his head: great goal + Brazilian = constant masturbation session for the rest of the game. I must say that Collymore however is a great co-commentator.