1. TJ on Girls and Boys Alone. Shut up you Scottish prick, you're blatantly an utter gimp who gets the shit bullied out of him back at school

2. Trimble, Queen's College, Cambridge on University Challenge. AHHHHHHHH! Shut up ya smug bitch. She knows the answer to everything, but she's SO ANNOYING. Like the other night when she put her hands together and rested her chin on them and then said "Rudeness" and then flicked her hair. I bet she's never been laid, other than maybe a knee trembler with an ageing Latin professor, his wrinkled and pendulous knob sack smacking against her arse