Perez Hilton really is a fat, horrible cunt
Here is his exchange with Lily Allen on Twitter this evening:
perezhilton: @lilyroseallen Is casting the music video for her next single, which she's shooting in LA. Tell her U think she should have Perez in it! Ha!
lilyroseallen @perezhilton: oh , I'm sorry , we've already cast the jealous and bitter lonely old queen role. Next time eh ?
perezhilton @lilyroseallen: Jealous of who? David Beckham, maybe. And if I wanted to be a fucked up Brit, I'd rather be Amy Winehouse - whose got talent.
lilyroseallen @perezhilton: god, you're like so obsessed with me its embarassing.
perezhilton @lilyroseallen: Congrats on your album doing well in America, though. It's REALLY HARD to sell copies when u discount it to $3.99. Desperate!
lilyroseallen @perezhilton: its also number one everywhere else in the world douchebag. Go away you little parasite.
perezhilton @lilyroseallen: Aw, u can see I've lost weight! I am a littler Perez. But I'm still a big fat cunt - just like U! That's why I lova ya. xoxo
perezhilton @lilyroseallen: P.S. Thanks for advertising on my website. I'll take your money (or the label's) anytime!
lilyroseallen @perezhilton: I know you will, and that's what makes you a cheap ass whore. Now leave me alone, stop following me, I'm working. Bye x x
perezhilton @lilyroseallen: It's not fair and I think you're really mean! You're supposed to care! It's not fair and it's really not ok.
lilyroseallen: hes blocked, just had to get to a computer
perezhilton @lilyroseallen: I can still read what you write, twat!
He actually called her a "big fat cunt". Lovely
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I have very little experience of this bloke
but he seems pretty creepy. The 'human' embodiment of sleb culture?
Pretty much
He blogs 24/7, slagging off people left right and centre, and yet occupies exactly the same level of 'celebrity status' that he pours such scorn on. Unfortunately, he actually does have a fair amount of influence, but fortunately for us that's mostly limited to the US
he's well ugly so he shouldn't be allowed to comment on celebrities
Cary Grant never had to put up with that kind of shit
Poor modern celebrities.
it's good, i don't want to look at ugly people
i dont like people anymore
apart from my friends and when i meet people who are friendly.
It's the best way
People are generally shit
Good on you.
Speaking for myself, I'm a horrible type of bastard.
ARGH
Seriously, both of them are fucking pathetic. Arguing over Twitter? COME ON. I officially hate Twitter, and really do not care what Stephen Fry is up to at this very minute.
He's trapped at the bottom of a wishing well as we speak
Steven Fry is Locke?
these Lost writers are incredible!
i saw her last update and had no idea what it was about
he's so disgusting
To be fair to the irritating twat badger that is Perez
There's a bit of a leap from his inital comment (which, though vacuous is hardly insulting in anyway whatsoever) to Allen's branding of him as a "jealous and bitter lonely old queen". She should chill the fuck out.
i think he has a history with her
something about katy perry?
Did Perry kiss Lily Allen
and like it?
they should both be eaten by zomboes
what the fuck is a zomboe!
hoooo dear...
I do not care for what I've heard off
the new Lily Allen Album but she certainly isn't fat, she has a very refined derrière. So this Mr Hilton should shush.
cunt
I think they're both kinda awful
for different reasons.
he'd rather be amy winehouse?
2 1/2 years ago, son.
Not sure why this was bumped. Or why I'm rebumping.
Also Lilly Allen started this.
Leave Perez alone!