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Have YOU been tango'd?
I have a tango megaphone thing. It amplifies my voice. I should use it more, to surprise commuters and the like.
Have you been tango'd? Yourself personally I mean.
slap pretty much everyone in the face hard, two-handed. He got some serious beatings as a result, but he was nothing if not dedicated to the tango cause.
God bless you Al Blower.
Sunkist is the one.
500ml cans - YES!
but then it was banned
Special assembly: adrian fox has stolen 3 boxes of crisps. Not bags. BOXES!
Inflation gone mad.
come on guys!
Does anyone remember 'meanies' the 5p, half-size version of Space Raiders? I remember eating 10 packs of them for lunch once.
Mmmm. Salt overdose.
Pickled Onion Space Raiders x 2
Packet of Fruit Pastilles
Chocolate Orange Bar
Then they closed the tuck shop :(
were a favourite as well.
I once formed a 'pickled onion' club with Gary Williams. We had to drink cups of tea with pickled onions at the bottom.
About the fish ‘n’ chips crisps that came in a packet that looked like newspaper.
I had a packet on Sunday. Still Great After All These Years.
Annual subscription fees due immediately.
I can never bring myself to eat the last one in the jar. I might put it in a cup of tea.
It makes it warm.
Happiness is a cigar called Hamlet.
SKOL SKOL SKOL SKOL
Whatever happened to Hagar the horrible? Can you ask Jim please?
I had some comics when I was a nipper
Just above George & Lynne. They were hilarious because they were naked all the time. Obviously.
y'know, sitting outside the caravan topless, teasing the waiter for making double-entendres, bumming Lynne as soon as I got home from work, that sort of thing.
First step: get a naked, slutty life partner with perfectly pert boobs and a grin that could make a panda erect from 500 yards.
Why not stick an advert up on gumtree? Or the Guardian personals?
At primary school it made taking a beating acceptable.
using blackjack sweets.
Doesn't sound so bad
you know how every school has a smelly girl? Well this was her, we used to think she had the plague.
unless the plague makes you smell of wee
We used to spary ourselves with fake 'flea-deterrent in a can' if we accidentally brushed against her. If you hadn't sprayed, then someone who had touched her could pass on the fleas to you!!!
She's Chris Kamara's sister, right?
I can't remember who I stole that from. I think it was simon_t.