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(bring on the racist comments)
and do you lie about something everyday?
i can't really say how much of it would count as white lies
if it's something i don't want to be honest about, and i can get away with it, i'll just say nothing
DONT YOU FUCKIN LIE TO ME HO
you're going to valhalla. My bad!
its all good
then it all got out of control, if i was to reveal every lie ever i think people would be after my blood
The latest one I told was to someone asking "WHY DIDN'T YOU COME OUT LAST NIGHT WHEN YOU SAID YOU WOULD!?!?!??!" and my lie was "Cos my mate dropped out on me at the last minute."
I then realised that the reason I didn't go out was that I was ill from a dodgy Chinese. I don't know why I didn't just say that. What makes it worse is the girl's going to something that the blamed friend is, pretty soon. He's unaware so if he gets blamed it'll be pretty lolsome.
that could be quite fun!
it can be better to tell a couple when necessary, but I try not to.
But when I'm drunk I tell these stories and I actually believe they're true.
The other night I told some friends when pissed that I met the warner brothers in a gay club in London. Apparently I stated that because there were no toilets I peed in the sink, and as I was peeing in the sink the Warner brothers came up to me and offered me a five year acting contract.
The miserable reality is that I was probably just pissing in a sink.