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I thought his radio days were long gone.
Three days of front pages, all exclusives (even the Beeb had to make do with just filming a copy of the paper), with more to come no doubt. Well played, sirs.
Richard’s mother Barbie-Jayne, 35, backs his story. She has five kids and was a teenager when she gave birth to Richard.
and Tyler is way out of her league
And amazingly the News Of The World has uncovered claims that Chantelle was sleeping with as many as EIGHT teenage boys around the time the baby was conceived on the Old Town estate in Eastbourne, Sussex.
Karen Matthews V2
I had somehow avoided this.
If you were 16 and you have grounds to think you might have got a girl knocked-up, and then some other kid steps into to be the daddy, why the fuck would you WANT to get involved again?
number 3 is my favorite. That man will possibly never again experience such joy as he felt then.
serious pro click
Imagine if on number 3 it later turns out there's a cock-up and he was the father after all? How bad would the kid then feel watching THAT when he got older?
It's unbelievable! I want to know who the actual father is! The best bit is the crowds reaction when she says she's been sleeping with his brother, all jumping out of their seats and screaming :D
:D :D :D
at their age.
I don't appear to have missed much tho.
I also have another friend who says she lost it at 10.
The prospect of getting some young one under my Transformers duvet scarcely crossed my mind.
why would I?
the 13 year old didn't
and they both broke the law anyway.
but if one was over 16 and the other was under...
but they have broken the law.
also if the boy was 16 and the girl 1 they are unlikely to prosecute
I'd imagine some 16 year old macking on a 1 year old would be viewed in a dim light.
So they did break the law, but the CPS said there was no public interest in prosectuting.
But it doesn't work the other way for what ever moronic reason, thus if the sex's were switched the boy would be looking at a jail sentence.
The police caught him trying to fuck one of the Trafalgar Square lions.
i can imagine the journalist cracking up as he finished the article with that
BUT IF SHE WAS A VIRGIN WHY WAS SHE ON THE PILL FFS?
periods lighter, or regulate them or something?
I'm sure some girls I knew from back in my teens said that was the reason. But perhaps they were lying to me.
i just thought the context suggested it had been preventing pregnancy beforehand. i'm stepping away from these people forever...NOW.
which I read
I physically couldn't read it. She read out the section where a psychic was telling someone that their budgie had died and was in heaven with an elderley relative, just from looking at a picture of it. Why the fuck does this stuff get put into print?
Also, why on earth does it cost 68p?
Alfie's spent two or three days being held up as everything that is wrong with modern Britain, then someone else steams in with "no, it was me who shagged her, haw haw haw!"
"I thought she was pretty"
is like 'daym why did I sleep wid that bitch she fugly mayn, sure as hell best not be ma baby ho'.
please contact the sun and claim you had a go on this slag. please. it would be great.
do it. DO IT.
use their name and myspace
that is most wrong with Britain.
I actually think it is one of the greatest things ever, if only for the demonstrations of stupidity of all involved*.
The girl who has now been outed as a slut of epic proportions and the boys all scrambling to become Eastbournes new young dad.
* with the exception of Tyler. He's made a mistake and boy does he know it.
Not because he's a teenage parent, just because he's got a fucking stupid little face?
what with him being 16, he could be prosecuted for having sex with an underage girl, where as the 13 year-old has appeared to get off scott-free. Frickin' idiot. He should keep his mouth shut. Or his pants on, one of the two.
What I find most peculiar is these kids are actually having sex. At the age of 13, I could barely *talk* to a girl, let alone dick them.
and that he had any say in the matter.
what's probably more worrying is that the parents knew what was going on and allowed for all the local boys to keep coming round to shag there underage daughter. Surely there has to be some police involvement on that line?
Are we honestly supposed to believe that all these kids had a ride on her? She ain't no Lolita
'Chris, who runs the Eastbourne Utd Colts Under-15 football team, added: “There’s not a lot for young lads to do round here. They all hang around in groups of guys and girls on the streets—it’s a cocktail for disaster.
“My football team are a good bunch of lads but it only keeps them off the streets three days a week.”'
So the other five days they're all 'round Chantelle's, gang-banging her? Nice use of 'cocktail' too.
without being mean
man, i do feel a bit sorry for her. more sorry for the kid, though.
... urging their 12 year-old sons to impregnate some local slapper.
This week thousands of young boys will be dragged away from their vodka bottles and told to find a willing slut who will get them all in the papers.
Angela Reeves, mother of 12 year-old Jason, said: "I've told him not to worry if his tart is already having sex with five other boys because that just means more stories, and more stories is more money. Innit?
look what alfie's dad did to disguise his face from the cameras: