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The Three Most Recent Facebook Status Updates On Facebook
***** ********* is wunderin hus goin owt.... i wanna bt every1 too boarin to do anything. 7 minutes ago - Comment - Like
***** ********* Is happy, jst got sum nex clothes nd my chap is payin 4 me t go out.x x. 33 minutes ago - Comment - Like
***** ***** ***** going out 2 night xxx. 40 minutes ago - Comment - Like
What I like about the second one is that the person in question deleted 'is' and then replaced it with 'Is'. Good stuff.
Incidentally, they're all women.