I might be going to the pub to watch Wales vs England tomorrow, so what kind of things should I be shouting?
I know very little about this strange sport with unusual shaped balls, except that we're very likely to lose and my Welsh friend will be 3-0 up in the sporting bragging stakes (she's a Liverpool fan) for this season.
Enough of that, what phrases should I shout, or mumble under my breath? I think the following sound appropriate and simple enough for me to use.
"don't just kick it all the time for gods sake" (England are kicking the ball too much and making no significant ground - this seemed to happen a fair bit vs Italy)
"wake up" (England player drops the ball from a simple pass, gifting possesion to the opposition)
"show some discipline" (England player gets needlessly sin-binned)
do you reckon I can wing it? Please add your suggestions, they can be (and hopefully will be) comical if you like.
Disclaimer: I'll probably just sit there and not shout anything at all.