today i was standing behind a man at the cash machine. he was very very slow, even before i moved to stand at an angle behind him and annoy him into Pressing Buttons Faster. Then eventually when he'd worked out how to get cash, he left his card there for so long, I said to him 'You have to take the card out'. And then he turned to stare at me for so long, not in an intimidating, but in a what i do way, so I took the card out and handed it to him. Freak. I don't think english was his first language, BUT ATMS EVERYWHERE ARE THE SAME.
The other day my bus driver kept stopping at EVERY SINGLE STOP even when there was no-one wanting to be let out or let on. FFS. He obviously thought it was the tube or something.
Sometimes I worry my brain will actually implode, in some kind of Scanners type scenario.