Ok this is a thread abour two things
a) Since getting cashback in Sainsbury's I now have a £50 note. I think it goes without saying that I'm now at least sixty times cooler than anyone who's never had a £50 note.
b) I've got the best diet plan ever. Basically when sober I eat and exercise that a healthy motherfucker. Then, when I'm drunk, I eat so fucking unhealthily it pisses off the sober, exercising side to a point where, even when drunk, I override myself and stick to the healthy plan.
All in all I think I'm finally winning...