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And how many of these Stefan Abblebys are going to Leatherhead tomorrow?
i called stefan appleby stefan to his face once, and got a very icy response. i was afraid that he would either kick me, or start crying. or both. i don't plan to ever do this again.
perhaps he just hates you
I will hit you in the conkers if you ever call me that.
you did ask me to be your large bosomed friend for the raffle though
And the girl opposite me rang somebody and said "Hi, Stefan Appleby please". It weirded me out more than it should've
Maybe we don't tell them about this little chapter. The lass will thing I was eavesdropping on her phone call
It was my second interview there, and I went up into the office for a 'writing test'. That sat me opposite this chick, and she was making phone calls. It transpires that the second one was to you. That's a bit of a weird coincidence, is it not?
What's in Leatherhead? Anything cool? Also, this is the second time in two days I've written about Leatherhead on DiS
If you have a car you could go to watch Chelsea train at lunchtime.
Actually incredible. Truly fucking incredible when you think about it.
i like this story. well done the world.
She was loving it. Anyway. How did the writing test? Maybe one day soon we'll need to meet for a 'business lunch'.
Leatherhead is the home of the Unilever offices. Oh. Yes.
Just 'fine' though. I've not yet had feedback, but I'm kinda thinking I could've done a bit better. I'm used to writing about IT, so the stuff I've been doing for the past 12 months hasn't exactly encouraged creativity
And yes, I did notice you making her laugh. You smooth bastard. Put a good word in for me tomorrow, and I'll shout that 'business lunch' (are we using quotations for something sinister? should I be concerned?)
Well, I shall keep my fingers crossed for you. Who was interviewing you and for what role? I'll speak to my woman tomorrow and try and edge it your way.
By 'business lunch' I mean 'escuse to go and get twatted whilst everyone we work with thinks we're talking about some important client'.
It's just for an Account Exec role there. Nothing too fancy. A guy called Matt and a woman were interviewing me today, and the other day it was Mel and Melda (me neither)
Enjoy Leatherhead then. Perhaps our paths will cross again. What if I have to ring you? I'd have to be all 'professional'
"Hi, can I speak to bamos please?"
Not just 'a woman'
I just found it in my bag and it's minty fresh taste has saved me from potential coffee breath. Good times!
If you have five dollars and Stefan Appleby has five dollars, Stefan Appleby has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on Stefan Appleby 's computer. Stefan Appleby is always in control.
Stefan Appleby can sneeze with his eyes open.
Stefan Appleby destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
Stefan Appleby can kill two stones with one bird.