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For everyone on here (myself included) who has ever started a mopey dating/ sex life thread.
I always feel like a right cunt when i read of folk with real problems as opposed to my 'i am skint and can't get drunk tonight' or 'work was so fucking busy i couldn't think straight today' type poor me complaints.
instead of active within 3 days I somehow interpreted that as life expectancy.
Thanks for the bum-out, dude.
So if you go back there after a while and someone you saw there last time wasn't there anymore... what would that mean?
This is on the edge humour. I think i might seriously upset someone in a minute.
But yeah, makes you think don't it.
it's called living.
cheating the system
Also, did you click her profile purely because she's the first attractive one you came across? If so, ^5
I clicked on her because she looked all emo and depressed about it
Well, this is awkward
Physical condition: I jumpd in front of a train n they ahd 2 cut off my legs above the kne. Also my right hand dowsnt work.
I am depressed but tryin to see the birght side.
Intimacy: I want a friend. I just want somene ii can trust 2 help me.
Availability: nt a lot. i live withmy parenst
Travel: I cant go anywhere w/o my prents arond
although: "Pets: I cant have nay b/c of the whelchair. THye might get udner the wheels."
I LAUGHED BECAUSE I AM DEFICIENT AS A HUMAN BEING
you wait till the bastards at 4chan get hold of this. Although they probably already have.
you have to laugh (a bit) or else you would definitely cry.
and I feel ashamed cos all I could think of was making evil jokes.
'they might get stuck under the wheels'?
it's funny but it's totally not real.
Favorite things: I want you to want me badly. I want to feel the same way about you. I want to try all the things I was always afraid to do. Let's get sweaty in the back of your car. Blindfold each other. Hold me down and bring me to the edge again and again till I beg you for mercy. Let's go toy shopping together. Fool around in public somewhere. Maybe invite a friend over...
reminds me of that woman in fight club who is gonna die soon and talks about sex toys.
Attractive... educated... no need for commitment... Bingo!
No you're not :'D
And the devil part of my psyche is telling me " BUT YOU WON'T BE AROUND LATER"
I'm a bad bad bad man
It's reminded me that I have to see my sick friend, I was meant to catch him over Christmas and then weeks later and arghhh I am a bad friend :(
On another note, why is until shortened to 'till? This irks me.
and end all this emo, agreeD?
every time someone round here starts emo bitching about how unlucky in love or life they are
This really made me sit up and go, shit, things ain't so bad.
out of solidarity.
although my bitching about milk thread is still acceptable cos it's asking for practical solutions
I'm so shallow
I mean clearly the basic fact you're reading about people with terminal illnesses is sad but there's actually something admirable and sort of uplifting about people in absolutely shitty circumstances who are facing up to it and doing something pro-active.
You had me until you told me you didn't even know if you had a knob anymore, and that you wanted to "ram your anus with my cock, ya wee coont"
Travel: I love to travel. I have a car. And sometimes I've even lived in it!
About Myself; I have simultaneously pursued immortality and nihilism.(hmmmm well lets be fair, the nihlism worked out a little better than immorality. terminal illness and all)
Plus he has an Eye Patch. An AWESOME eye patch so things are looking up! not him, unless its his left eye. but hey!
im going to hell. book me a single room please.