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do you go over the wall or through the gates?
yeah, i know, i'm a freak
before someone makes some smart-alec quip
BRUSMA SITS DOWN TO PEE LIKE A GIRL
Or do you still pull your trousers and pants down to your ankles?
I never use the flap bit.
i once walked into some service station toilets to see a 30/40 year old with his trousers round his ankles though, fucked up.
He must have been lacking a strong male role model to show him how to urinate properly
One of my mates in Newcastle has a habit of drinking enough to think it’s hilarious to walk into the toilets of the hardest pubs in the city, stand at the urinal, pull his trousers and pants down to his ankles and start talking to the guy next to him about how fit the barmaid is.
Getting the gates open in time isn't always the most effective option in times of stress. Not to mention months down the line when repeated gate use has left them less-than-sturdy, and they don't close properly and lil' bam is, unbeknownst to me, peeking out with his head on the tracks.
Scale that wall.
Excellent work. Far more efficient to launch your troop over the wall than fiddle with the latch - especially if your fingers have been compromised by a pint of two
Never go for a piss while holding a pint in the same hand as your chubber.
Never go for a piss while holding another chubber in the same hand as your own.
never go for a piss when inside a chubber
This knowledge could help in later life.
The first involves you growing a willy, the second involves a very elderly and infirm husband having to be helped out in the ways of the bathroom by you. You decide which you'd like more. The husband is tom_from_sparks.
and play football if I grow a willy?