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Do yous wanna ask me a question or two
It'll be at Battle.
child, dinosaur, go.
Great plates and didn't take no shit in Walking With Dinosaurs
as a fly or as an ant ? And why ?
for flying purposes. I've also killed too many ants to want to be one :(
Harry's Harbour Bizarre is proud to present
Under the Big Top tonight
You'll see the Three Headed Baby
You'll see Hitler's brain
See Lea Graff the German midget who sat in J.F. Morgan's lap
which one of these do you want to see
Always the Midget!
Do they still do 10,000 congratulatory threads? And where do they fit in the modern world of DiS?
They used to be everywhere in my time as DiS minion. But I'm always late to every party
da da da daa daa da
do you evr go out just because you feel you should,rather than any the lolz?
You've just been given this fucking brilliant spaceship right? It's got weird guns that can blow up moons. It's got all the comforts a spacefaring wanderer could ever need. Faster than light travel. It's semi-sentient. All that sort of stuff.
Now, cowbloke. What do you call it?
I'm a bit disappointed cowman. I'm sorry. I'm a bit emotional right now. Ignore me.
I've not shaved since New Year's Eve and so I am currently sporting a full healthy beard. Thing is, everyone is sporting a beard right now so I need to fashion a facial hair style of some description (as opposed to non-description). So how should I style my face hair?
You should make it as untidy as possible
Though you're asking the wrong man for this kinda advice
(a) what's your favourite joke. and tell it.
(b) what's your favourite anecdotes, and tell it.
one will do
The three paddies were sitting in a pub discussing their locals
Paddy Englishman says "My local is the best: if you buy 3 drinks the barman gets you a free drink as well."
Paddy Scotsman replies "Naw mines is, for every two drinks you buy you get a third one for free"
Paddy Irishman proclaims "That's nothing. In my local you get every drink bought to ye, until youre pished out your head, and then they take you to a room and make sure you get shagged!"
"Fuck!" says Paddy Scotsman, and Paddy Englishman asks "Do you go there often?"
"Naw" says he "but my sister does"
which would you choose?
Because it's powerful and the girls are all hot
Which actor would you like to live as for a day and make go off the rails?
Must try harder.
Your move, Sherlock.
where do you see yourself in 5 years time?
Closer to home I'd be Kissing In Kansas, to live in Manchester and also to ruin his internet career when he gets back by meeting up with some DISers
(not money or shares), what would you choose?
I'd then tour the UK and the US in my automobile
do you think feeding your children cacao for every meal constitutes child abuse?
i am willy harcourt cooze, i can do whatever i like mwahaha
How are the lambs? (Though of course by now they're not lambs anymore.)
they were MASSIVE
Please say sheared. Also, I'm sure you told the new owner what their names are.
He calls them Bobby and Kanton
a) On land shark farmer
b) Professional hitman for Armenian government
I'd love to be a hitman
I doubt you would have the glamour associated to such a role than you would with say, the US or if you were in the private sector. I'm sure you would only be sent out to Mother Russssssssia to take out a oil tycoon maybe one or two times. I'm sure you would also only get paid in goats.
An on land shark farmer does have a lot of risks, maybe a lot of pay as you're the only one in your line of business...plus you could swim to work everyday.
Hitman though, like a shadow, the mystery, a jackal in the night, ready to strike.
I'd make sure I got money though, from Govt or otherwise
but that wouldn't stop me from going into the chosen field. Think I might just go with Armenian, I hear Aarat is nice this time of year, become a gun for hire and offer myself out to Russia, maybe get a nice pad in St. Petersburg...and then kick in freelance for the highest bidder.
I prefer In Casino Out anyway. And by that I mean I think "Napoleon Solo" is class
it's gonna take me a while to reach 10,000...
would you rather live in a hot climate or a cold one? aka sand vs snow?
Less chance of frostbite and itd be nice if there was sea by the sand too
I hadn't looked at my post count for ages. Over 22,000.
And was it worth it?
(not being sarcastic)