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is it gay for men to use hand cream?
more men with silky smooth hands please.
I'm not even sure why. I'm going to have to leave my desk, people are looking at me
No. My first post pretty much gives away the story, but please note that this story doesn't involve me.
like the queen's turds or something.
you shouldn't need to.
pointless products that make our hands smoother for NO APPARENT REASON doesn't mean we should use them.
they dont catch on your clothes
the dont dry out so much they crack and bleed
my girlfreind says so
it makes them smeely nice
i hate you
You're gonna need more than cream to sort out your hooks, Hamza.
dry out so much the dry bits catch on clothes. your hands that is. the dry bits of your hands. on your clothes. prevented by using handf cream.
Do you live under a hydroponic lamp? Are you a lizard?
You're an idiot.
i give up.
Like an upright vaseline toboggan.
sounds like a Fall song.
No? Thanks. Bye. He'll need to put some hand cream on that wound.
Curing the world of rough hands and that bloated feeling since 1978.
Try eating less.
Sheesh. It's coming to something when I have to give diet advice.
no need, try drinking less.
Oh, yeah, lets go out for a few pints. OF SAUSAGES.
to lube up their penises and then insert into other men's bottoms.
I can't believe it took nearly an hour for someone to rewrite the joke in the very first post by changing everything that made it funny. RAISE YOUR GAME, PEOPLE.
GAME = RAISED.
*swings one into the box*
*lightning-paced run followed by diving header over the bar from three yards out*
Desperate for a pint of jacket potato eh?
I like my dawn wholeheartedly German.
GET UP! GET UP! IT IZ MORNINGZ!
Why do you ask?
why do you spell your name wrong?
*not going to work*
at meths fear!
I knew there was a joke somewhere
hand cream is not gay.
sounds like a great job!
Dawn French has just quit apparently
> i'm going for a wee
v will make a rubbish pun
Something about grit bins.
It's what real men do.
Bagsie not me
<awful jaundis joke, with added awful spelling of jaundis>
stop sleeping on the floors of SKY TV boxes and let someone else have a go...
for women to use handcream.