1) Conversation with your co-workers will invariably revolve around the following - Who will have sex with the female manager first, asking "punters" why they still go to clubs when they have a girlfriend because "its all about pulling birds innit". Said "punters" will invariably reply "yeah but shes not there!!!". Everyone slaps their thigh.

2) Accidently putting your hand too near the top of the glass of a man who looks and sounds like vinnie jones is not a good thing.

3) There are far too many bottled Polish and Czech beers. Kansas do you drink at Wetherspoons alot? They have many polish and czech beers.

4) Failing at pulling a pint for the third time in front of Haslemeres working class is the worst thing in the world.