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mild lols are to be found here
Matt: "I'm looking for a beautiful woman to to accompany to dinner......".
Sperm: "YOU WILL WRITE 'I HONESTLY WANT TO GET LAID'."
Matt: "I don't know Sperm, I think that's just a little forward and some women might construe it as........."
Sperm "YOU WILL DO IT NOW!"
Matt: Yes sir.
Five minutes later:
Matt: "Long term is possible. I am an avid..........."
Sperm: "YOU WILL WRITE 'IF YOU'RE NOT HORNY DON'T WASTE MY TIME!"
Matt: "Now come on Sperm. I will have zero chance of .... .... . "
Sperm: "YOU WILL DO IT NOW OR I WILL SHRINK YOUR FUCKING SACK AND COAT YOUR FUCKING FACE WITH ACNE!"
Matt: Yes, sir.
As you can see, Matt is simply a worthless pawn in Sperm's game. And the problem is Sperm simply has no game with women.