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cant be arsed looking them up now, but you know who you are!
You're the least polite of the Smee family.
You used to be about the 7pm "mine's a cider and get us some ready salted in".
Everyone I was with was 'let's go and get food', so I had no choice but to lead them to the delights of Masala Zone. They're not seasoned Coffee House veterans.
"Ooh Crystal Maze joke. Oh dear Alan. Twitter."
Also: knob off.
sorry, you were in "lads" mode, and i was in "with mum" mode.
Now I'm really upset. Instead, all I got was hiccups from drinking my Cobra too fast and to watch my mate inject his stomach. A poor second place to meeting the woman that gave us you two.
i'm glad my mum therefore did not meet him
I'm paranoid that Smee would have heard me swearing in public.
i did that thing where you sort of half stare at them thinking "...i'm about to get it, i'm about to get it, i'm now staring, they think i'm weird, i'm going to get punched i hope he doesn't follow me to the toilet, aaaaaaand i'm freee".