So tonight I met a guy who was really into body modification. And when I say 'really' I mean it. His ear piercinds were stretched, fair enough, it's nothing new to me and he had a load of tattoos. What was new was that he had his cock pierced [apparently, I didn't see...] and that he'd had his tongue in two.

Now, have any of you met someone who's had their tongue split? Apparently it was 60% for the sexual pleasure he could give, and 40% to challenge his brain to use what is effectively 2 tongues.

Anyway, was new to me so thought I'd ask you guys. Friday night gone ok? This same fucker stole my vodka to make a punch, so I drank a fair bit of that. Yum.