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Got friends staying over see. I'm guessing this weekend's kick about is off?
as I have a show the night after and should really be sensible considering how I have felt the day after my previous two outings - it may border on me not actually physically being able to play the show - but I would really like to play.
I'll probably come, but maybe only play 45 mins or something. But then if there are 22 or less I'd probably have to play the whole game... hmm...
i can do my excellent refereeing again.
Let you know within the week
count me in.
see, this is the kind of thing I'm talking about. I just never know with you. x
I'm in mid-wales recording an album of Foals covers until Sunday :(
FEED THE BAM AND HE WILL SCORE.
I often get confused, being so prolific has its drawbacks.
and Jake lost his hairband. YOU'LL BE ALL ALONE
With my lighning pace I can break from anywhere and bag a couple.
I was wondering which one of my back pockets you would like to be in that day?
i think i might play and play centre back against you.
this is, believe it or not, where i played for most of my teenage years and is probably my strongest position apart from the fact i can't head the ball.
The REDS are down a few key players, and I'm bringing a few ringers for the BLUES.
Depends on how I manage to arrange my training that weekend.
Under strict instructions not to play football for another 4 weeks.
Aren't you the one who has all the lip but isn't very good?
Tom 'the cat' Aldous shall be attendance.
what will your hair be like?
Oh, and BUMP.
I have no idea what happens next.
If they haven't replied by tomorrow lunch I'd give em a nudge, or even a ring, or even march down there and be all like 'SRSLY, WTF?' and the hopefully they'll go ':( am rly sry' and give us the pitch.
so she can write a match report?
Your calf muscle.
Not a cricket one!
I'll come to the next one and dazzle you all with my shiteness.
Need to give them the monies at lunch time, but it's pretty much ON
MY BAG BROKE LAST NIGHT :(
whatever will you use to carry home your shattered pride the sunday after next?
I can't remember.
and it still hurts :'(
actually you've just reminded me, we're spose be mixing it up this game i think.
basically on the friday before the match (so most people playing are online) we get a list of everyone who's playing and their prefered position and 2 nominated captains get to pick a team from that.
as it now looks like I might be playing a show that night :-(
:-D x 100,000
Basically between now and 22nd of February expect an injury of some kind...
like a two prong Captain Planet.
I'm WIND, and you're HEART.
You should join our love train.
The blues have a full team plus subs, the reds have about five definites. So, in the spirit of a DiS threadsmash, I think we should *fuck up the replies* and mix the teams up.
Now, what position does everyone play?
I play Right Back or a midget Centre Back. I have been known to play as a defensive midfielder, should push come to shove.
I'll wait til I've spoken to the Park Lady at lunch and then we'll start the important business of TEAMZ
you're on it. As are others.
Would you lyk a copy royter?
In other news, wagert is down as a provisional yes.
Breaking up the reds will be the end of a unbeaten era :(
so the reds unbeaten era was one game!
You know you would have lost without me playing anyway, so its not all bad. Who else would score 40 yard deflected goals?
LB colinzealuk CB devonmalcolm CB Olegrich RB Marckee
LM Jako CM Austrian Mike CM Jack El Biscuit RM TRSTN
ST bamos ST Stealthy
Sub - Jake's mate
LB My mate Ben CB Crablin CB Sean RB Wagert
LM Hatfood CM My mate Edd CM Crablin's mate Jack(?) RM Brooner
ST Crablin's mate ST Prof Kitsch
Sub - Crablin's other mate...
Any other maybes can start on the bench, rolling subz
and cm mate are now out due to a marathon run, but david (cf) is still in so can we have colinzealuk back?
Maybe we'll have to nick Stealthy back....I'll have a think
It's very confusing.
Also, I'm gonna have an easy match, aren't I?
a deep-lying defensive midfielder or a Kevin Phillips-like goalpoacher?
the best centre-back pairing ever seen.
It's like Ruddock and Molby.
but you've got me at left back apparently.
My housemate Dan wants to play. I may be able to get a couple of others invovled too, will let you know.
I've down some heroic wheeling and dealing and cleaning to let me out of a family arrangement. I should be there with possibly my mate Loz in tow once more.
Sorry for the late notice, negotiations with the female were lengthy...
I'll give the teams a re-jig tonight...
My one was fubar’d last time, meaning we had to borrow another from the Hub.
I somehow managed to miss this thread
And my pal is bringing a rather nifty football
TEAM LISTS 2: THE BLOODENING tonight...
So, a) what are the teams?
b) do we have nets and things? I like nets and things.
Yours, The White Emile Heskey.
you've already commented on them.
they were perfect as they were.
LLB and Jake's other mate are subs for Reds, vamos and lawrence subs for Blues, rolling subs etc etc.
Oh and sean's housemate in midfield for the Blues instead of crablins mate.
BRING A BLUE AND RED TOP JUST IN CASE WE CHANGE THINGS ON THE DAY
in which case wear a blue and purple top despite playing on the RED team.
Still, I get to wear my Southend United shirt so I shan't be losing any sleep...
after I saw those teams. If they change I will shoot one member of the boo radleys a day until I have my team back.
quite possibly my 'other' flatmate (not dan, dhillon) said he may come. Would this be oak?
Also: WEATHER REPORT = GOOD
I've spent the last month exclusivley smoking horrific duty free fags and eating bread. I am not the most graceful of movers at the moment.
And still have one fairly evil area on my right foot where those nasty blood blisters won't leave me alone for good.
Any tips on how to make sure I don't open up old wounds this time around?
I've been so lethargic of late it is untrue.
We can bring me on and go to 3-2-3-2 with me, rich and devonmelcom across the back, awe inspiring
Rich and I played the whole game last time with no holding playing and we were dominant.
then yeah. Austrian Mike is a 'maybe' though.
Checking the website, a pair of diadoras for £12, nice
with jake & phil, good times lie ahead.
I hope you are going to feel a little bit wrong and be a bit distant to your new strike partner whoever it may be - a bit like when Adebayor and Bentdner play together.
I can't believe I'm not playing in this. I probably can't play in April because I'm on tour so I hope March works out!
I'm off to the missus' house tonight until Sunday, sop I can't actually do this. Sorry.
And it wouldn't of been!
Jack, come in a blue top. If no-one can lend you a red then you'll just have to be a blue.
But second match it was changed to blues v reds, keeping the same teams, because it was easier having two 'pure' colurs (racist lol etc).
I didn't bring a blue as I haven't got one.
unless you want to be referee
it can be either a BWFC away kit circa a few year back, or this years Roma shirt - tight fitting and possibly fake, with Mexes on the back.
it would've been laced in itching powder anyway.
Should have some SUBS too.
do not change these unless people pull out (pull out lol)
Then LLB, vamos and a couple of others will start on the bench.
Let's say subs to spend no more than ten minutes on the sidelines?
Keeping subs rolling is a decent idea. If there's one sub then each person only has to spend about 9 minutes on the sidelines all game. Ish.
Your's is a good idea, but rolling subs is the fairest way to make sure everyone gets a game.
I just made up for it by standing still for large spells of the second half last time around...
Get there BEFORE
I'll be travelling up from Surrey as usual, but I'll be there for aboput 1:45 I imagine.
Or no one else seems to be there, head down to the Hub, where they will have made a note of the change on the whiteboard.
from 11am for a full warm-up
I might have breakfast for dinner
2) Rich will do for Sunday.
I am the ball-playing centre-back. You're the Vidic to my Ferdinand.
I would like to be called Jew.
I'm bringing my friend Tim. If we end up with 20-a-side don't blame me.
Priority to DiSers and people who've played before, in the unlikely event that there are way too many subs then erm...we'll SORT IT.
how will bamos score?
You know full well I was onside. Did you SEE how deeply your defence was playing?!? It was ace. I wish all defences were like that.
if you break through you'll have a cardiac arrest before you reach the 18 yard box.
I convinced him whilst he was drunk in Paris - a legally binding contract.
So my charges this week:
COLIN ROBERTS (centre half/central defensive midfield)
DAVID HEDGES (centre forward)
MICHAEL DIVER (left midfield)
You're at centre half with sean, Hedges is up front with Alvarez, Diver starts on the bench.
For no reason other than the colour I'm backing reds.
Also this thread makes Bamos sound like Marcus Stewart
I don't think there is, this late flurry of interest has boosted the numbers. Get your name in the hat early for next time...
more to room for one more in that ass.
have a full updated list of players please?
but with LLB, vamos, vamos' mate, one of kenako's friends, one of sean's friends, mike diver and 'Tim' starting on the bench.
I don't want to play 4-4-2.
I want to play 4-2-3-1
of my team?
won't be able to come. Laughably, it is because he has a hair appointment.
in a Sunderland v Arsenal Fans' 11 at Finsbury Park on Saturday - so I'd be in no fit state. But next time....
As long as it doesn't rain!
You're in for a treat. I might even take you for that drink to reward you.
could you bring a camera at all? It'd be cool to get some action shots, and also be ready in case bamos decides to miss from 2 yards again.
Does anyone know the time details and field etc...I know it's probably somewhere in this thread but I am being lazy.
You're supporting the Blue team
Kick off is 2pm on Pitch 5, but we’re meeting at about 1.30 to set the nets up and stuff.
If there’s a change to that, or no one is at the pitch (eg. last time our allocated pitch wasn’t in a good condition so they moved us), go to the downstairs bit of the ‘Hub’ and it’ll be noted on the whiteboard just inside the entrance.
Map here (it’s the big pitch – the black number 5, not the orange one): http://www.royalparks.org.uk/docs/regentspark/Regents_winter_sport_0809.pdf
A girl comes into the thread and there's a rush to see who can be most gentlemanly and helpful.
like in Robin Hood?
Easy mistake to make
I haven't seen 'When saturday Comes'
it's a porno where a girl sleeps with XI fat sunday league players.
and thus am null and void from any reenactments of any kind relating to said film.
I'm a lady after all!
thinking of Bend It Like Beckham.
that was MINT
Such lovely men all of you.
until the whistle blows
That sounds ominous.
this time and not just '1minue. Bamos kicks off'. ' 3 mins. Bamos passes' '16 mins. Bamos wants a fag'.
I want more of '5 minutes. Browne makes incredible challenge'.. '15 minutes. Browne really dominating proceedings'
and post BBC Live text esque updates on DiS:
1434: Those blisters seem to be hampering vamos some what. Either way, looking at the fitness levels of these players, I bet most of them are harping for the half time whistle.
"Joey, is the girl their moddeling again like last time?"
Sadly not, Frank. We never found out what that was for either. Shame.
1427: Mckay gets in a good position out wide to get a cross in to an unmarked Appleby on the penalty spot, who pulls the trigger. Throw in.
I'm just going to let my stats do the talking for myself.
That said, I like the idea of the BBC-style text updates.
1504: the world's most powerful yet uncoordinated forward line is creating a lot of space to little end product, as another shot sails towards the corner flag. It's like watching Leaburn and Akinbiyi out here.
tbf I'm clutching at straws, seeing as you did me up like a kipper last time. Hopefully my intensive training regime* will make Aldous's goal an impregnable fortress.
*I ran for a tube once.
I've got a fairly easy journey. Good times.
I can actually get a tube there quite easily.
We ought to organise a minibus from the tube station exit to the pitch though. That's a pretty good training regime right there...
I live in that bit in the North-West that has no trains whatsoever at all. No Met line, no Bakerloo, no Overground and no Jubilee line in that part of London. I'm gonna have to drive halfway in or something.
I can't come, I completely forgot it's Che parts 1&2 together at the cinema.
Bugger, my 100% attendance is in tatters
it won't be the same without you.
Nice to see two of my fellow backline up and ready - I take it you've both been for your 10 mile warm up jogs already?
to rid my hangover and energy up. Not to big, not too small.
I'm doing stretches and jogging on the spot in front of Hollyoaks.
my gf had eaten all my breakfast cereal :( I'll just prepare by studying tactics on Football Manager and then realising I'm late and sauntering for the tube.
Stealthtraining: Lying in bed watching US TV import.
Also, I don't have a red shirt. Anyone?
A sorrowful memory of my time with the reds
thassa bout it. Can't wait though. COYB!
to go on a wander around the area and maybe do some watching from a distance.
LET'S GET SOME EARLY GOALS BLUES
I'm having to get a rail refuckingplacement bus back from the styx so may well be late.
A Fish Finger sarnie. I should be raring to go!
so could be late. I won't be. Ja.