Does anyone get over excited when parcels arrive for them? I remember once recieving a copy of 2 Unlimiteds third masterpiece in a row 'Real Things' on long-play cassette tape by post, then delivered by hand to me in the back stage area of a school play, and going literally crazy to the point of parental embarrassment.

That was last week, this week, today in fact, my new graphics tablet arrived at THE SAME TIME as my new massive white skullcandy headphones and I wanted to hug the person on reception but narrowly kept my feelings in check.

I am happy when once I was a bit sad. I'd best put the test on to calm down...