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mine was ginger cos she had spunk
cos she had big tits
ginger > baby > scary > posh > sporty
this is pretty much tit size order. god i was shallow
I remember reading an article in the Daily Express saturday magazine while on a toilet in a villa in Spain a month before Wannabe came out, and deciding that I loved her.
1. Mel C
3. Mel B
5. The most useless of them all.
doesnt work, duly noted
i've left your lunch on the side. can you put the washing on?"
Note a, note a, very note a.
Doesn't work. What a shame(n).
bamos is a lesbian
bamos is a lesbian
do da do da day
They were all pretty rancid, yet somehow they provoked the most heated 'No way! She's a MOOSE!' arguments with your mates. Meanwhile in the background, Nurding and half of All Saints just quietly got on with the business of being actually fit and not prompting any arguments.
Personally, I never liked the Appletons.
Blatt had a hooter that forced Smash Hits to have to do a gatefold pull-out poster to get it all in the magazine and Shaznay's teeth frightened me.
who used to stand outside Kwik Save, drink cider and let older boys get them pregnant.
they look nothing like my sister
then spray the whole bottle over each other whilst pretending we were Alain Prost or something.
The girls weren't interested in us, surprisingly.
I wanted to stick my wanger up her nose or something
that came just at the time 'I got to know my body a bit better'
a lad at school we call big head downloaded and printed all the pics from those revelations. Good lad was big head.
i didnt know what the fuck teachers were talking about when they said shit like this.
"there's absolutely nothing wrong with exploring your own body, its perfectly natural and everyone does it".
i always wondered if everyone else was sticking their hands up their arses and i was the freak for not doing so.
"i always wondered if everyone else was sticking their hands up their arses and i was the freak for not doing so."
amazing, Smee, amazing :D
as dogs arseholes. Later on Geri was quite fit, I'd probably chuck one into emma as well. the others, nah.
Romance is very much alive.
It's weird thinking back to those pre-major Internet use days when there was no such thing as Xenomanaical popism and acceptance of 'good pop songs', you either wanted to be/shag them or detested them to their very core, with the music somewhere in the background unless it was knowitalls going "they don't write their own songs, yeah, they're all so untalented, they've got this machine, right, that corrects their voices so it sounds like they're in tune..." Nowadays Kanye West makes that same technology the centrepiece of his act and nobody bats an eyelid.
I think you've wandered into the wrong room.
I just need a killer guitar hook first and lyrics along the lines of:
I'm Alain Prost, yeah look at me, don't you wanna touch my grand prix. If you buy me some 13p cola, I'll change my tyres in your pit stop hole, ugh.
You can't improve on perfection.
what other words have 2 t's in them?
I only had Scary in doll form but this was because the novelty of a black barbie was too much to ignore and also because all my dolls at home already looked like Baby
Sporty is such a dyke I don't know why she doesn't just admit it.
my friends and i had the dolls so we would blast the CDs and hold spice girls shows on the kitchen table. it was pretty great. i also had platforms that i wore every single day.
the day geri left the band was a very sad day for my little 10-year-old self. i may or may not have dressed up in a union jack dress last halloween...
but my favourite is Mel C
i think she's blossomed into a beautiful woman too.
Plus all the others are shit
am I the only one?
Although Mel B was probably my first celebrity crush, but now I regret that
at Mel B and Mel C, Mel A must have been pretty rough not to make it
if you want to catch the rest of my act
because she seemed the most normal and down-to-earth.
I was always Mel C when my friend and I did the Who do you think you are? routine in front of the swings. I liked doing the 'SWIIING, SHAKE, MOVE, MAKE IT' bit and striding around doing high kicks.
I saw Mel C at a maximo park gig once.
Never be the same again was amazing.
They were all equally shit.